3.14 - Long-Distance Call

me during the entire teen wolf movie

i just need to know like. why and what is the reason and wherefore are we just deciding to kill off perfectly fine and capable and young middle aged characters with their entire fucking half a life ahead of them when they FINALLY step back from the life that should have killed them but didn’t like WHY CAN’T THEY JUST RETIRE AND TAKE THEIR KIDS FISHING AND HAVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND A WIFEHUSBAND TO KISS IN THE MORNING AND MAYBE SOME PIE FOR SUPPER ONCE IN AWHILE ITS NOT THAT DEEP

Team Edward or Jacob?

Bitch, I'm on team, Hayden Romero deserves as much recognition for sacrificing herself to the wild hunt as Theo gets.

Dylan and Arden sitting back drinking wine, unscathed from this dumpster fire like:

its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it

So we can all agree that Eli is the Sterek child, right?

He keeps stealing the jeep (for reasons???)

He dresses like Stiles, right down to the flannel over shirt

Prone to overly sarcastic quips (like Stiles)

Does not have a mother? (Really? The writers just left us the perfect opening and thought we wouldn’t take it or something)

Sheriff Stilinski is 100% giving tired grandpa vibes to Eli

If any of y’all know my tectonic Boys lore, you’ll remember about 2 years ago I drew Homelander making and operating an Ashley muppet puppet cause he’s a loser weirdo and they never show his hobbies so they’re probably puppetry or something else random

Anyways, I don’t like the new deep muppet puppet for Gen V, they could do better - HE could make better >:(

The Movie

As someone who is a big Stiles fan, and appreciates a good Stiles-led fic.. the movie isn’t bad because Stiles isn’t in it.

The movie is bad because it should be a TV show season. It’s too complex for the timeframe. If it had been an extended film, like three hours, it could’ve been FINE. 

The movie is bad because it has so much going on in the worst way, half of the characters get left behind and nobody is happy about it.

The movie is bad because Jeff Davis’ writing is questionable at best sometimes, and he’s determined to have a more confusing timeline than fucking homestuck.

The movie is bad because the lore of Teen Wolf is inconsistent and every time something is established, Jeff Davis has to piss on it.

The movie is bad because it has so many plot holes and loose ends that I don’t think will ever be tied up in a way that is satisfying.

The movie is bad because Jeff Davis seems to have forgotten all the character development we got in season six.

The movie is ‘bad’ because some fans cannot accept that it has been roughly fifteen years since the end of the show in world (not including the time skip) and they don’t like that their favourite couples didn’t work out, even though that is realistic. (Sure maybe one would’ve worked out, like stydia maybe, but certainly not all of them).

The movie is ‘bad’ because some fans will not be satisfied unless it’s the Stiles Show.