Imagine when miguel is chasing after miles and instead of trying to stop him forcefully you just yell out “IM PREGNANT” instead.
the way miguel would crash into a car shocked, quickly turning around to face you with the most “i beg your biggest fûcking pardon” face ever. it’s just makes me cackle at the way this man would be like “seriously out of all times you chose to tell me THIS IS WHAT YOU CHOSE?!”
miles wouldn’t even have turned back. my dude would have skedaddled so fast from the scene, but not before yelling out a faint “congratulations” before continuing on.
miguel would have just stayed there frozen not sure if he should be running towards you or chasing after miles. you just stand then shimming around awkwardly wondering if you should specify anymore information or cha cha real smooth to the honking cars.
then everyone else just shows up all confused seeing miguel just stand there shocked as if someone just stole his left kidney. untill all of them see you and then just start nodding like “oh so you finally told him.” peter would be video tapping everything like “mayday first pregnancy reveal / chase” while making sure to have miguel’s shocked face in the video for blackmail <3
All of the fics from the Clone xReader Gift Exchange are up! If you missed some of the amazing fics written for this event, here is a list of them!! They are organized by character and are in alphabetical order by title.
If you liked a story, consider reblogging it! Reblogs are a great way to show appreciation for an author’s work. reblogs to signal boost this list are greatly appreciated as well.
NSFW fics are strictly 18+ and are marked as such.
Across the Stars by @wanderer-six (NSFW)
Somewhere to Start by @cioneo
The Way You Look Tonight by @miseries-mistress
Untitled by @mayonnaisepudding
Always by @writing-positivelyexisting
i told you not to follow me by @burningfieldof-clover
Sunshine by @moonlight-sonata99
Untitled by @techs-ass
don’t you know by @221bshrlocked (NSFW)
enough for you by @miaowshacat
Heart Made of Flesh by @dragonrider9905
Just in Time by @pizza-writes
Meeting the Family by @haven-is-happy
Not Just For Show by @ghostofskywalker
By Your Side Tonight by @toomanybandstocare
Challenge Accepted by @of-stardust-and-dreams
Open Your Eyes by @tecker
Crescendo by @wizardofrozz
Insidious Visions by @agenteliix
Let the Sun In by @exxasperatedauthor
The Escape by @chicknstripz
A Match Made in a Classroom by @melliejellybellybean
Begonias by @diviluscorner
Bleed For Love by anonymous (hosted on @staycalmandhugaclone)
Don't Be Afraid by @echos-girlfriend
Growing Into Love by @ladysongmaster
Jealous by @knightprincess
Personal Tastes by @l-lend
The Force Works in Mysterious Ways by @staycalmandhugaclone (NSFW)
Yours & Mine by @embeanwrites
Falling For You by @masterjedilenawrites
Born For This by @arctrooper69
Lucky by @snippy-tano
i remember... by @221bshrlocked (NSFW)
Into the Forest I Go by @fives-lover
it's always been you by @obixwan
It's Gonna be Fine? by @loving-the-cambridges
Just This Once, Everybody Lives by @l-lend
Precious Soul by @wizardmando
Slowly But Surely by @ghostofskywalker
This New Reality by @angelltheninth
Circumstance by @captainpains
Jogan Rolls For Two by @theunderscorekinginyellow (NSFW)
Logical by @photogirl894
Pretty Boy by @manofworm
Don't Let Me Go by @rainydaydream-gal18
Fine Line by @homie-one-kenobi
Pack Mentality by @corona-one
I Like You a Lot by @imarvelatthestars
He/they collector
Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king
TWO girlfriend kisses
Onscreen mlm kiss
Implied aladarius
a happy ending to the bi/enby couple
A happy ending to the aro/ace character
Death to the white Christian puritain
Ooooo u wanna draw Jax in a dress soo bad oooo
You keep my fetishes away from me!
I have a lot of feelings about this movie
I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
April will be filled with happiness. April will be filled with blessings. April will be filled with positivity. April will be filled with progress. April will be filled with kindness. April will be filled with opportunity. April will be filled with love.
the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent
𝐑𝐨𝐦-𝐂𝐨𝐦 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐖𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 || 𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 [𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞]
𝘖𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘚𝘜𝘊𝘏 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘹. You find yourself in a fake relationship to prove something to your ex.
Also on AO3!
𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐧𝐞: 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠
“I said I don’t—”
“What’s that? I’m already on my way up!”
That is all it takes for you to press the bright red button on the screen. Then you throw your phone on the bed before slumping down with a groan.
Octavio Silva is such a pain.
Then again, maybe that is on you for staying friends with your ex.
You still remember the last time you saw him. He was standing outside your door, looking amazing in his neon green hoodie. But all you could think about was how someone else had just been wearing it before he got there. So you told him to leave.
His hazel eyes widened as you shut the door on his face. Then you stood there by the door with bated breath as you listened for disappearing footfalls.
Would the high-speed daredevil slow down, just this once, just for you?
He did.
He knocked on the door and called your name again and again, but you just curled up into a ball and cried yourself to sleep. Then you woke up two hours later to a message from him asking if you could still be friends.
You still don't know why you said yes. One thing's for certain, though: now you have nothing but regret for that decision.
“You know, you could always block him,” your best friend Elliott Witt reminded you when you complained to him about your situation one day. The rational part of you that still exists agreed with Elliott. Yet you couldn’t find it in you to block Octavio. But now, in the midst of deep breaths, you decide it’s never too late for rationality.
The loud knocks at the door almost make you drop your phone.
“[Y/N]!”
You shuffle towards the door and peer through the hole. Sure enough, Octavio stands outside, swaying and holding a red solo cup in his hand. He’s not wearing his mask. He never does when he’s around you, which used to make you feel special. But you push the feeling away this time.
Never mind that he remembers your room number even in his state.
“Finally!” Octavio cheers as you open the door. “Thought you’d never open the door!”
You roll your eyes. “So why did you go here specifically?”
“Just felt like seeing you, hermosa,” he says. A wink thrown in your direction catches you off guard and takes everything in you not to throw your arms around him and bury your head on his chest and just weep.
“Well, now you’ve seen me,” you say instead. “Happy?”
He leans on the door frame. “Yes,” he breathes out. His eyes are dancing as he gazes at you.
Don’t you know that you don’t have the right to do that to me anymore?
You get the urge to shut the door in his face once again. But the breeze is getting cooler and the night is dragging on and his gaze is starting to lose its focus and yet his eyes still search yours like a puppy wondering if it’s going to get kicked out once again—
You find yourself letting him right back in.
***
You can’t sleep.
How can you sleep, anyway? Octavio—your ex —is sleeping on your couch and you can hear the sheets rustling and your room smells like him and—and—
And you still love him.
That, you’ve always known. You just don’t like admitting it to yourself, let alone out loud. So when Octavio calls your name in the dark, you resist the urge to call him by his nickname. You simply respond with a “Yes?”
“How have you been?” he asks.
You suck in a deep breath. “Great. I’ve been doing great. Uh, what about you?”
“Amazing! I’m still getting lots of likes,” he brags.
“I’m happy for you.”
“Uh-huh. You haven’t been liking my photos.”
“You know I don’t use social media much anymore.”
“You?” He chuckles.
“Yes,” you insist. It’s true, you’re currently undergoing a social media detox. And although you miss watching funny videos and looking at pictures of cute animals, you know it’s for the best. You can’t risk seeing Octavio’s posts; you know you’ll only end up wallowing in self-pity.
Yet here you are now, sleeping in the same room as him. Granted, nothing that shouldn’t happen has happened. And you’re making sure it stays that way. But you roll over on your side to face him and he’s already looking at you.
"Tavi, I—"
“Are you dating anyone now?”
actually i love the reveal that the only reason effie got involved with the hunger games at all was because her little sister needed her.