Hermes: Who Thinks I Can Fit 15 Marshmallows In My Mouth? Artemis: You’re A Hazard To Society Apollo:

twst Incorrect quote #294

*MC teaching Leona good manners*

MC: “He’s gotten a lot better. He can now apologize.”

Leona: “I’m sorry you can’t go anywhere without your babysitters.”

Malleus: …

MC: “It’s a work in progress…”

kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

rosekiller but like this

incorrect quotes of random ships from background pjo characters bc I have no life

Sherman: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Miranda: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Sherman: That one. I want that one.

Ellis: Two brooooos! Cecil: Chillin' in a hot tub! Ellis: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Cecil: Ellis: Cecil: tearing up Ellis: Babe, c'mon… Cecil: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Ellis: Babe…

Valentina: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Austin: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Drew: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Nyssa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to go to the forges. Drew: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Travis: I’m in love with you. Katie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Travis: I know. Katie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Mitchell: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Connor: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

EXTRA

Lou Ellen: Too many songs about love. Not nearly enough songs about magic fights.

I think that if Kalim is trans Jamil fully went Malicious Compliance with the 'put the master's happiness first' thing. Literally threw those words back in his and Kalim's parents faces as the excuse for why he and Kalim were cutting up Kalim's dresses at 2 AM. "They made him cry. They had to go."

Odysseus: *gazing at Diomedes* Gods above he’s hot…

Achilles: *gazing at Patroclus* Isn’t he, though?

Agamemnon: *overhearing them* Who’s so hot?

Achilles and Odysseus in unison without looking away from their crushes: Your mom.

I am a criminal :)

Love how over time the Flash’s powers went from running really fast to being connected to a cosmic force that is the source of motion and progress.