Twst Incorrect Quote #237

sameeee

Nothing has ever made me sad about my low follower count. Nothing… until today.

Only 8 boops. :(

same bro

You know when you’re reading a fic and a side pairing sneaks up on you and steals your heart, and the next thing you you’re tens if not hundreds of thousands of words deep in fics about a couple you’d never even thought about before? That’s me currently with @rosyredlipstick and Mitchell/Connor Stoll. I came here for Solangelo and got less of it than I bargained for, but somehow I’m really, really not disappointed.

bro my sister is actually so smart

so yknow how Zuko’s scar is worse directly around his eye?

and there are a lot of reasons that could be but also consider this (and this is what my 12 year old sister came up with)

Zuko was sobbing and refusing to fight his father when Ozai burned him

his tears literally became boiling water against his eye.

I used Wigglypaint and made some commemorative paws to remember The Great Boopening long after it's ended. Use 'em for whatever, they're free for anything. 🐾

Plus a second ginger color way because I realized after the fact that they gave it brown paw pads, so here's a brown one.

🤝💓

why work on my fic when i could make this instead

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

long distance iwaoi who leave sticky notes around their apartments for each other right before they fly back to their respective countries.

oikawa hides dirty jokes and cheesy one liners under plates, behind cereal boxes, and onto cleaning supplies. but he’ll also sneak in little heartfelt letters on occasion—usually tucking them into the sweatshirts iwaizumi pilfered from him or in his car visor next to their polaroid together. comfort to be found when iwaizumi misses oikawa the most.

iwaizumi smuggles aggressive reminders for oikawa to love and take care of himself behind oikawa’s coffee stash, in his sock drawer, and within the bathroom mirror. a long distance head butt. he’ll sometimes draw funny pictures and jokes to make oikawa laugh, along with scribbling out the rare love note. he puts them in oikawa’s coat pockets or on his comfort foods and movies. to be found when he really needs them.

it’s a way to make them feel like the other person is still there, still around, even when they’re thousands of miles away. a home built out of paper pieces and bad handwriting

YES to grover not giving a fuck about the human's safety when the animals escape. that is so book grover. he spends the entire series hating on humans. no character arc no change in opinion just a goat full of hate for homo sapiens. i want more of that please

(aryan delivers this scene perfectly tho fr, his genuine disinterest in human's wellbeing, his downright cheerfulness at the chaos that the animals are causing, him basically going "well everything looks great to me!" when percy is like dude the PEOPLE???? absolute chef's kiss. dare i say, most book accurate scene in the show)

Dating Oliver Otto Headcanons

Oliver Otto x Fem! Reader

He leaves you for a man