I've Always Wanted To Make My Own God Tier Redesigns, And I Finally Got Around To It! Here They Are :)

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You discovered an abandoned one thousand page cookbook one day, and strangely, you found that you can’t flip to the next recipe without making the current dish. Flipping the page, you see the next dish calls for a liter of star dust and gives a “simple” explanation of how to build a starship.

Perfection

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

*You have lost omnicorn seeing privileges*

Not horny enough. Millicorn

Fuck it. Omnicorn.

You can only see it if it is logically impossible for you and sex to simultaneously exist in the same universe.