The Bridge Troll When I Refuse To Answer His Riddle:

For the 2 not pornbot people following me, and like 6 people who see my posts, if you see like 80 likes on your posts from me, tis but autism and adhd giving me the power to simultaneously slow down and speed up time, so I can see 20 one minute posts in one minute.

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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

Item that requires the caster to input a series of symbols matching a prompt into a device that casts the spell. Level of complexity of the device could vary by rarity/power. Low level spells: Simon Says Cast Ray of Fire! High level spells would be more like Typing of the Dead.

Typing of the Dead used a computer keyboard, but any sufficiently complex device that will cast Lightning when the user inputs a sequence matching a prompt on it could do—ye olde typewriter, a piano keyboard or keytar (for bards), the Nintendo Powerglove, or, when casting a particularly complex spell at home, Just Dance 4 for the Microsoft Kinect.

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

This gif is outrageous

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013