Mrs Emerson: Honey, I Put Some Sandwiches In Your Duffel Bag. Now, Um, Why Do You Need Such A Big Bag

Me: Omg! He said it! He said the word! Lore! It’s LORE!!!!!

Jimmy: yeah the fallen just sit up there in the sky. watching

me: oh my god he said the word

If coal becomes diamond under pressure will I soon become a normal person?

Tokyo Soul — #48: ONE PUNCH MAN! (Part 3)

Grian: I’ve changed my mind, Taurtis, I’m gonna splarg you real good tonight Taurtis: Aw yeah, a good splarging from Grian

16062 words!

Just hit 7000 words!!!! It's just 28 pages but it's progress

A while back I saw a Hozier related post about people simplifying Hozier’s lyrics and as an example of songs that are actually just about naughty stuff they gave Butchered Tongue.

Butchered Tongue. The song SO clearly about Ireland being colonised and his relationship with the Irish language.

“As a young man blessed to pass so many road signs and have my foreign ear made fresh again on each unlikely sound” is him reading signs in Irish.

“The ears were chopped from young men if the pitch cap didn’t kill them. They are buried without scalp in the shattered bedrock of our home” Irish men being killed, having their ears cut of and having their scalp cut off.

Ireland is probably the only country in Europe that has been colonised. They have been fighting for their rights for centuries and you wanna write this song of as “just about sex”????

Like and reblog if your account is a safe space for trans lesbians. It feels like trans lesbians in particular get shamed and ridiculed a lot by people in and out of the community. If you’re reading this I want to let you know you’re valid and I hope your safe and doing well.

Young Vincent to Young Thomas after he's 11 drinks in: Tommy you are going to kill your liver

Young Thomas: my liver has been living rent-free in my body for 17 years! it's about time it starts pulling its weight

A small part of my book:

"...and Kyle just stood there, shock and hurt flowed through him. How was he supposed to react to that? He turned around to go back home but he heard the water move behind him. He turned back around and was met with Anthony’s sad face.

  “I’m sorry for my mother's behavior. I hope I can substitute her?” Kyle couldn’t help but smile.

  “I would actually prefer you to her.” A shy smile flew over his beautiful features. "

My favourite Batman movie is The Lego Batman movie and you might think that it’s childish BUT

My second favourite is The Batman because that is Batman. The scene in the crime scene is spot on! And Selina?! The cat woman suit, the backstory, the casting. And the Riddler? The only criticism I can come up with is that I like the classic green three piece suit with question marks. Only reason it’s not my favourite is that that is not Bruce Wayne. It’s too much wet cat and not enough Brucie Wayne.

Christian Bales Batman on the other hand is too much Bruce Wayne and not enough Batman.

BUT LEGO BATMAN? He is a party animal who flirts his way through life and at the same time a lonely guy who needs to let people in. It’s a comedy and a Lego movie which means we wouldn’t get a creepy Batman who lurks in the shadows and disappears when you look away.

A perfect Batman movie would have a Brucie Wayne who trows a party every week, funds half the city and who you would believe every scandal story about. A Batman who cares about his villains, who is great with kids, who is a detective and not a superhero, who lurks in the shadows and appears and disappears in the blink of an eye. And a Bruce Wayne who sleeps a maximum of three hours a night, is incredibly lonely, adopts any and all kids who he sees himself in and who loves his butler over everything(except his kids).