He Diagnosed Me With Brain Rot :-/

vampire!ellie who sits you on her lap when she feeds, jus so she can buck up into you, high off the taste and the way your heart beat is right against her, your little gasps and mmph noises only egging her on more. she licks at the beading blood, tugs at your shirt when you whine from the stinging pain, pawing at you in a physical manifestation of her utter neediness.

vampire!ellie who pulls away with red stained lips that tug into a little sedated smile. who presses her thumb to the still leaking mark, drags it down your pretty neck and licks the salty skin free of any leftovers with a little hum as she mumbles a plethora of constant ‘thank you’s’ and ‘you’re so good to me’s’

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we really experienced about 30 category-10 phandom events in three hours with no processing time

might as well upload some old Mandela Catalogue art

ghostynat psychological warfare

based on this post

Volume 4 was my downfall.

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

Paul Dano in Dumb Money - Official Trailer

Mandela catalogue - presto (DELETED SCENE)

Lydia from twd show bc I adore her and I just finished s9