Pirate Terms And Phrases

Some Shark Facts :)

Sharks are older than dinosaurs and trees

Sharks have survived at least four mass extinction events

There are more than 500 different species of sharks alive today

Out of these species, only about a dozen of them are considered dangerous to humans

Sharks don’t really like eating humans, because we aren’t a good food source to sustain them and we tend to fight back

Most shark attacks are either the shark mistaking a human for something else, or the shark just being curious

The five largest living sharks are the Whale Shark, Basking Shark, Tiger Shark, Greenland Shark, and Great White Shark

There are three species of filter feeding sharks, the Whale Shark, Basking Shark, and Megamouth Shark

There’s only one species of omnivorous shark, the Bonnethead Shark

The Greenland Shark can live for centuries, with the largest estimate being 500 years

Hammerhead Sharks have 360 degree vision because of their unusual heads

Sharks are vital to the ecosystems, being apex predators that keep fish populations in check

Any healthy coral reef ecosystem will need a good amount of sharks

top ten replacements for saying kms that don't make you sound like a fucking loser

i am literally suffering more than jesus right now

i'm going to kill YOU

i'm going to turn my entire body inside out through my digestive system

this is literally giving me incurable brain cancer

i'm going to turn into my werewolf form

sending me through the time vortex

i'm going to go back in time to kill my dad so i was never born

i'm going to start biting

literally turning into a bug

literally getting shot out of a gun slugterra style

tumblr isn't a blogging website its a playground at lunch and we're all playing vampires and wizards and pirates and werewolves

You know what I didn't realise until now? Pirates of The Carribbean: At World's End ending for Will and Elizabeth doesn't make sense (unless Will is ferrying souls 24/7).

Elizabeth is Pirate King and captain of her own ship and crew (the Singaporean pirates); she doesn't have to stay on land and separated from Will for every 10 years that goes by. Not to mention the way Davy Jones handled having to be on the land (in a big enough tub/bucket of water). So does that mean the port in Singapore where Sao Feng was introduced would work? It's not exactly land even though it is port? It's wooden walkways above water...

I don’t want realism […] I’ll tell you what I want. Magic!

Tennessee Williams, from ‘A Streetcar Named Desire’

so aria and I, trapped in quarantine for months and being generally the most extra lesbians you’ll ever meet, spruced up our kitchen. pour one out for aria, who came up with the idea of the accent cabinets and then Made It Happen. local baroque femme is engaged to brilliant handy aesthete, news at eleven. 

(I meant to share this on twitter with like a hundred people and it went SO VIRAL that I’m getting messages from family members who are now seeing it on meme aggregate sites on instagram. with some paint and a little imagination, you too can have chaos in your mentions!)

now wait JUST ONE MOMENT this is RUDE

i keep a little poison pill in my ring just in case im captured by the enemy but i cant dry swallow so i also wear a vial of a single sip of water

A man and a woman platonically raising a child together and not falling in love has to be the biggest plotwist in the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie AND my favorite part

No time to talk, bitch. Get in the shark pile