My Gender-mobile Is Making Funny Sounds, Does Anyone Know A Mechanic Who Works On Them?

is this how to tumblure?

Throw back to when I went to christian school for kindergarten and 4th grade and had my fist experiences with why I don’t like the majority of Christians.

Kindergarten: Kindergarten boy breaks into the bathroom with a locked door (don’t know how the fuck he got in but kids are midget Satans so I call dark magic) and proceeds to peep, then I was forced to accept his apology for peeping and he was never punished because his parents were rich and after a week transferred him. They forced kids to accept apologies for a lot of things, which isn’t really how that works, but that was the worst I can remember.

4th Grade: First day of school, at a new school, which wasn’t new for me but that’s not what’s important right now. What is important is that I’m type one diabetic and decided to sit on the closest table to the nurse’s office door because it was empty, rusty, and close for if I had to go back inside. So I come outside for lunch and am just opening my little box of food from my bag when some 6th grade girls come to tower over me and ask if I wished to join then in sustenance. I was actually quite happy sitting by the door just vibing. They say nothing and leave. The next day I’m in the principal’s office for the first time in my life. “What for,” you ask? Bullying. Who? The girls two years older then me. How? Not wanting to sit with kids I don’t know and don’t like when they asked me to.

Fucking christian schools...

Seeing this WHILE IN THE PROCESS of writing an OC fanfic about Zeus just shapeshifting into the form of a woman and seducing said OC’s father

so you’re telling me this whole time hades, poseidon or zeus couldve just banged a dude?? imagine another big 3 kid rolls into camp and they’re like “oh ur dad broke the oath… which means you’re gonna have to pay for it…” and this kids like “lol which dad?”

no oath broken. loophole of the century.

Karlach ⚔️❤️‍🔥🔥

My readers, wondering where the new chapter is:

Me, who's been dicking around with the formatting on the google doc none of them can see instead of writing for three months:

some of you would rather top a twink than stop and think ....

@netflix

Hell world

A dystopian future story except instead of it being about teenagers joining a secret underground rebel organization they join a not so organized kind of pirate society because the planet is covered in water cuz climate change or something it doesn’t matter. Anyways the pirate thing is basically just individual groups that don’t really cooperate but they’re mostly neutral to each other because they’re against the dystopian society leaders and “the enemy’s my enemy is my friend” except there’s infighting because some are leaning more towards terrorists and some are like noble or whatever

Doing my duty

100k notes and i'll @ my crush on this post

screenshot to see ur nickname!

Experiencing brain fog and I can’t tell if it’s being caused by a sinus infection, an allergic reaction, drugs for any of the prior, sleep deprivation, caffeine withdrawal, or prolonged exposure to a monoxide poisoning/a gas leak of some kind because all of these possibilities are equally as likely atm