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1 year ago

I can never get enough of zombies eating the same brain and having their mood/personality swings be in sync.

(this post is sponsored by Liv and Blaine talking in science lingo while Ravi is thoroughly fed up by them)

1 year ago

maybe burning man is NOT a cool thing i want to go to,,

burning man 2023 explained

burning man is a festival for rich white people who want to smoke weed and trip acid in the nevada desert and pretend they're one with the earth. it's not a music festival or anything that serves any purpose, it's just vibes

a hundred year flash flood just hit nevada, including where burning man is being held this very weekend

dry desert ground can't suddenly absorb water, let alone that much water all at once, so now burning man is a giant mud pit with THICK deep mud

nobody can get in or out, so they closed all the roads

FEMA just told the *73,000 PEOPLE* stranded at burning man to shelter in place, ration food and water, and essentially "you're on your own, good luck"

the port-o-potties are overflowing into the mud they're all walking around in

the official CDC twitter account tweeted (and then deleted) that there's a confirmed ebola outbreak at burning man, but people are pretty sure it's just trench illnesses. like actual WWI trench illnesses

earlier this week, climate activists protested against burning man, and all the attendees drove right past them (and yelled at them, and tried to get them arrested, etc)

there's a private jet at burning man where people can join the mile high club. it just takes off and lands all day and lets people fuck in it. no word yet on the fuck plane's current status/location

and lastly: when the ground here gets wet, the sea monkeys hatch

1 year ago

batting my eyelashes so sweetly you should make an icon/header post for adam stanheight because you support the gays right? u wouldn't hate gay people would u

erm no i actually hate g*y people... i will never do that and i totally wont post any in like an hour fuck you


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1 year ago

respectfully dont ever name a baby again, matter of fact? don't even look at a baby

1967. A couple in Hawkins, Indiana adopt a one year old little boy; they name their bubbly son Steve. 2,000 miles away, a little baby named William turns six months old, and sees the beach for the first time. For a moment, their dysfunctional families appear happy.

1967. A Couple In Hawkins, Indiana Adopt A One Year Old Little Boy; They Name Their Bubbly Son Steve.
1967. A Couple In Hawkins, Indiana Adopt A One Year Old Little Boy; They Name Their Bubbly Son Steve.

28 years later, those babies have a little one of their own, Christie-Ann Elizabeth Lee Harrington-Hargrove.

1967. A Couple In Hawkins, Indiana Adopt A One Year Old Little Boy; They Name Their Bubbly Son Steve.
1967. A Couple In Hawkins, Indiana Adopt A One Year Old Little Boy; They Name Their Bubbly Son Steve.
1 year ago

DRAGON LILY AND SNAPDRAGON IM ASCENDING (obligatory dragon lily fan, being a genji fictive, of course)

Lifeweaver ships names I have so far (part 1)

Okay so these are some of the Lifeweaver ship name’s I’ve got based on how cute I think the names are, This is part one of the ship names that I like. < 3

1. Cole Cassidy x Lifeweaver ( DesertFlower)

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2. Hanzo Shimada x Lifeweaver (Snapdragons)

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3. Widowmaker x Lifeweaver (Spider lily/WidowWeaver)

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4. Genji Shimada x Lifeweaver ( Dragon lily)

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5. Lúcio x Lifeweaver ( Lilypad/TreeFrog)

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6. Sigma x Lifeweaver ( galaxy flowers)


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1 year ago

any other vampire alterhumans got their own species lore? like wym vampirism is contagious and i can only drink human blood... nuh uh


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