The Things I Would Do To This Man..

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When I was a little girl I used to steal my mom's lipstick and eat it cause I thought it was candy until my mom saw her 4 year old daughter sitting on the toilet eating ruby red lipstick.

When I was 7, I watched wrestling, and I saw the chokeslam, and I wanted to recreate that and I did it to my sister 130 dollar doll and smashed it.(it was glass like) Blamed it on her and have a guilty conscience cause she was grounded for two weeks.

I left my window open, and the next day, I had a pet cat that I kept hidden for five days until he left when I kept the closet opened.

I feel like we could of had a lot of potential if twisted wonderland creators gave Azul a younger brother.

Like atleast for Azuls backstory.

Ursula's younger sister was Morgana.

So I think Azuls younger brother would be named verde (based off morganas skin color)

Like imagine if we had verde as a nrc student the backstory would be crazy too cause Morgana was never enough in their mother's eyes unlike Ursula.

Or at least them going to the coral sea for a break and we see azul in his normal form not overbloted. We could see Mrs. Ashengrotto and Verde.

alastor and Adam and lilith episode 8 theories and questions.

so we obviously know when alastor has his silly little mental breakdown. He makes it assumed whoever he has a deal with made him not bale to use his full powers.

And who exactly has his soul? I mean two options either he's finding away to go to heaven because he knows lilith is up there and he made the deal with her and she has his soul and sinners/demons can't be in heaven. So she's in a safe zone. But that doesn't sound very fit? Sure it shows alastor doesn't think before he speaks it explains why he immediately started beef with lucifer. But Lilith is so much stronger then alastor so she could easily kill him if he tried to touch her. Or someone else has alastors soul and it's probably someone unexpected and we don't know because their not introduced yet.

And thought about adam I know angelic weapons kill angels. But sir pentious got hit by an angelic blaster from adam. And sir pentious ended up in heaven. Can adam come into hell? Because technically adam shows A LOT of the seven deadly sins.

Pride,gluttony, lust?

And Lilith and eve are two different women I'm sure 90%. In Jewish Bible and lore eve and Lilith are two different women. And I think that's also what is going on in hazbin hotel. And if lilith is in heaven does that mean it's possible she doesn't have alastors soul? I think it'd be pretty weird if someone who's in heaven has someone else's soul.

now for a theory wheres eve? I think either they really haven't showed her or possibly she's in hell because I mean she did eat the fruit didn't she? And kinda damned earth to mortal life... and now afab people have periods because she ate a fruit or sum 💀?

But I also want to know where the hell are adam and eves sons? Yknow Cain and Abel?

Nifty information.

1: she gets called a slut by baxter

2: she worked for Baxter making her love him

3:she hates goodboys and pedos (as anyone would)

4: she's bilingual

5:she's Japanese

I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE ASSOCIATING ALASTOR WITH ONLY JAMBALAYA SO HERE ARE OTHER CREOLE DISHES YOU HEATHENS

Fanfiction and Comic creators, this is for you especially.

Crawfish Étouffée

This beautiful dish was invented in Breaux Bridge Louisiana, where our favourite radio star is from! Although it's invention is attributed the Herbet Hotel in the 1950s -after Alastors death- it is a classic.

Crawfish Étouffée has a sauce typically made from a blonde roux with that classic cajun seasoning. It contains the Holy Trinity of cajun cooking too: bell peppers, onions and celery. The main meat of this dish is crawfish tails and it is usually served with carbs like cornbread, cajun rice or vegetables such as green beans and potato salad.

It is chock full of flavour, and a filling inexpensive dish for low income families - which I believe Alastor is from.

Some alternatives to the crawfish are chicken and shrimp.

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The difference between Étouffée and Gumbo.

These two often get mixed up, and I understand, they're both classic Bayou dishes. Here's how to differentiate them.

Texture: Both dishes use shrimp, chicken, or crawfish tail broth. BUT Jumbo has a thicker consistency, it's made from a dark roux and it tends to use more liquid to remain stew-like.

Flavour: Gumbo and Étouffée both use Cajun seasoning, but due to Étouffées blonde roux, it has a lighter, sweeter taste than the darker, fullness of flavour in Gumbo.

Meat: Gumbo uses a variety of meats at the same time (often shrimp and sausage are key components), as mentioned in the alternatives above, Étouffée typically does not.

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2. Red Beans and Rice

We're on a roll guys! This is another dish from Louisiana! Although, it is specifically associated with New Orleans, where Alastor hosted his radio show. It has a fascinating history, partly due to it's African and French/Spanish routes - But it was also a struggle meal during the Great Depression. It was originally a Creole, not Cajun dish.

(Note: Red Beans and Kidney Beans are different legumes)

This dish also contains the Holy Trinity, as well as bay leaves, oregano, cayenne pepper, garlic powder and more. Its protein comes from Andouille sausages, but like Gumbo, a variety of meats are used. If you want Alastor to be traditional about it, he should make it on a Monday incorporating the left over ham bones from Sunday dinner. It is also complimented with long grain white rice and green beans, amongst many other things.

Considering Alastor witnessed the Stock Market Crash of 1929 -which led to the Great Depression - There is no way he hasn't come across this dish before.

3. Creole Bread Pudding

The queen of Creole Dessert has arrived. Can you guess where she's from? DING-DING-DING! That's right! New Orleans Louisiana baby! Recipes of this treat have been recorded since 1885, so it suffices to say she's a classic.

Like most bread puddings, it is made by combining stale bread (preferably French), beaten eggs and milk. However, this variation often has an incredible amount of vanilla extract. What it will be complimented with varies from person to person. Some examples are: Whipped meringue and whisky, raisins and apple, or walnuts and butter.

Although not as popular in the modern day, I like to imagine this is something Mimzy, Rosie and Alastor might share together on a day out.

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There you go! I hope you enjoyed this - but more importantly I hope this helps people create a more diverse version of those cosy Alastor cooking scenes that I love.

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