Your Heart Is A Muscle The Size Of A Rat

When he falls asleep on your shoulder 🥹✨

lawyer husbands

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

lil tidbit about Solar

Not a funni comic and a bit nerdy, but i wanted to write about something that i find cool lol.

Okay.

You fucked up.

But look on the bright side.

At least you didn't "youtube essayist releases a 4-hour video on plagiarism and half of it is dedicated to exposing your channel, followed a day later by another youtuber releasing a 1-hour-40 minute video about the lies you just made up, and there's almost no overlap between the two" level fuck up.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

why

im crying imagining his face when he realised this