Fiddlestan, Werewolf! Stan And The Mental Image Of Stan Some Nights Just A Full On Giant Wolf.

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

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Mine fell on Phillip, Tipples, and Flora 💀

Kill, kill, and kill? It can be that option? Because that is my only answer.

Spin the wheel and answer..

Lilith + characters that were minors during the show airing are excluded

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I've seen a few Billford fics where Dipper is onto/extremely suspicious that Bill isn't exactly "human", but I think the reverse concept is much much funnier... where Dipper's convinced Ford is the cryptid and Bill is 100% the normal guy

Dipper "Paranoia" Pines: "Mabel, don't you think there's something WEIRD about Great-Uncle Ford??? He barely sleeps, he wears a turtleneck AND coat in the middle of summer, he has a ranked blood 'flavor profile' list, he always sneaking around at night, he always smells like brunt hair... which is... also weird but not really a sign of anything I guess... but I still think he's vampire? Maybe?? -chewing pen, frantically searching The Monster Book of Monsters for more clues- Mabel: "What, Dipper, you're crazy! Right Grunkle Bill?" Bill Cipher -clearly doing something supernatural, up to and including still being a floating triangle in a top hat- "Gee, I dunno Shooting Star, personally I've always suspected my hubbie's a shaved Bigfoot... how else do you explain Stan?" Dipper -oblivious to the real cryptid in the shack-: SEE, yes, thank you, good to know we have one voice of reason in this house!

Dipper and Mabel visiting Werewolf! Stan and Vampire!Fidds (who are married by this point, and both working to bring Ford back. ) .

Mabel almost immediately finds a dog chew toy (a joke gift from Fidds to Stan but turned out it was actually useful so..) and is excited that there is a dog. The lie is that there is a dog but it's a outside dog and they mostly come and go as they please.

Stan has ended up showing up to the kids in wolf form. Mainly when he checks in on them.

Stan has eaten a gnome because of the incident with the gnomes and the kids. A warning to the gnomes to never mess with them again. Stan ended up having to brush rainbows out of his teeth for a hour after.

Fiddleford's lies are that he just burns in the sun easily. Always wearing big sun hats during the day.

Stan getting wounded i wolf form in a way that's noticeable even in human form and he has a hard time explaining away.

Some people don't get it, but for me, like a BIG part of why I actually ship Billford in a specifically romantic fashion is because well... It just makes everything SO MUCH worse and more painful, doesn't it?

Like the fact that Bill CARED about Ford (and this part is certainly cannon, the romanticness of it might be up for debate, but Bill CARED, Bill LIKED him), the concept that Bill LOVED and still LOVES Ford even after all those years, the fact that Ford is the one person in trillions of years that Bill is open with, and that he can relate to, the one person in the entire multiverse he wants to keep, the one person he loves...

And yet, Bill still hurts him, he still betrays him, he still haunts and abuses him...

It just makes Bill so much worse

He CAN care, he CAN love

But that won't stop him from doing awful, violent, twisted things, even to the one person in the whole universe that actually MATTERS to him.

And that just makes it so much more horrifying and honest to goodness tragic

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

I love a character raised to be a weapon as much as the next guy. But what really gets me is a character raised to be a shield. Who can’t fathom being needed—or even being wanted— beyond keeping others safe. Who believe they are alive only to insure someone doesn’t die. no matter the cost. Characters who self-sacrifice not because they think they deserve it, but because no one else does deserve it, and it’s their job to protect.

Characters who’ve been told that’s why your important. Your worth something because this other person/ thing is important, and you are here solely to keep them safe.

Bonus points if it’s not a legitimate job they’ve been given. Maybe at one point it was, but now that they are free from it, they haven’t given up that mentality. No one is forcing or asking them to do this, but they need to. They need to in order to be deserving.