haii ><,, could you write something for literally any homicipher character.. im starving for homicipher x reader content đđđ
context: post blissful ending. You kiss, mwah.
Homicipher. mr crawling x reader. | Anypov. Fluff.
First time writing an anything in 2 years, bear with me I might be rusty. Didnât really know what to write for this one so itâs a little short. Also I had to rewrite this so I hope thereâs no mistakes,,
lowkey forgot * donât italic words on this app..
For some reason, having this..entity here with you after escaping from the âother worldâ ..isnât bad. No one else can see himâwhich is honestly a bonusâand you have to concentrate really hard to see him⌠but itâs better than nothing. Honestly, heâs such a puppy..In a kind of disturbing way? The way he just follows you around, chirps and giggles, does his best to protect you. Itâs adorable, really.
The first time this strange, attraction, hit you was when he pulled you down and crawled on top of you, sufficiently hiding you from Mr. Scarletella. And it only grew throughout your time in the âother world.â Progressing as he kept protecting you, helping you.
You heard Mr. Crawling chirp, pulling you out of your daze. You glanced up at him, smiling, and he smiled back. (even if it was a little creepy..) Your hand hesitantly reached out, trailing your fingers up his arm, and then to his face. You tentatively brush your knuckles against his cheek, brushing his hair aside slightly. He looks at you, (does he even have eyes??), a little caught off guard by the action. As if he hasnât been touched so tenderly before.
You start to wonder what his lips would feel like against yours as you stare at him intently. He stares back at you, oblivious to your thoughts. You wonder if thereâs a word for âkissâ in his language. But the language barrier between you two never really stopped you before. You point to your lips, and then you point to his lips, trying to get your intentions across. He smiles, but tilts his head to the side ever so slightly, as if saying: âwhat? I need a demonstration.â
*who knew entities could be such teases?*
But..then again, who are you to deny such an adorable face like him? You gently reach out, cupping his face in both your hands, rubbing his grayish pale cheekbones, guiding him closer to you. Your breaths mingle, lips barely inches apart, just brushing against each other before your eyes flutter close and you finally press your lips to his. The kiss was a little clumsy and fleeting, seeing as he didnât know what he was doing, but sweet nonetheless.
When you finally pull away, he tried to eagerly chase your lips, his signature giggle falling past his lips. Seems like youâve spoiled him, because now he doesnât want to stop kissing you.
11:08 pm. 11/02/2024. @i90o3
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7:14 pm 1 /08/2022. UPDATED: 4:50 pm 11/01/2024
Did something happen that got the server deleted? :<
ahh something happened and one of the owners account got hacked and whoever hacked it deleted the server
Iâm still working on making a new one lol
you and me both sister
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Just want to put a reminder I also write for other dating sim fandoms and my requests are open for them too! (along with select few animes.)
(shit load of tags)
I think that servant scarletella ending is the one where you defeat him and he loses all his memories LOL so you give him a name (which makes him "yours" since having someone's name grants you power over their soul or something like that) and then he becomes your servant ⨠That name bit is the whole reason why he wants your name so badlyâ because he wants you to be his after thinking your past victims (as a serial killer) were sacrifices for him (a simp-stalker fr).
The umbrella is now yours and I guess thats means you now have (significant?) control over the apartments in that ending.
THANK YOU SO MUCH! cant wait to write this fic now that I understand. Love you pookie
scaramouche, ganyu, thoma x fem!reader
Summaryâ> boobs
A/N; Iâm tired take this half assed fic
Warning(s)/genreâ> fluff, suggestive, no mention of pronouns, mention of boobs.
Scaramouche;
This certainly wasnât how you expected to greet your boyfriend after coming back from a long trip. Nonetheless, it was a pleasant surprise for you both.
Scaramouche was getting off the boat In liyue harbor, eagerly wanting to be in your arms once again. You were waving at him with that big smile on your face that he missed. He started picking up the pace in his steps, wanting to be in your arms as soon as possible, but not that he wanted everyone else to know that.
Knowing what he wanted, you opened your arms for him. He was about to reach out and grab on to you, but, he ended up tripping over a rock, stumbling forward; landing face first on to your boobs.
Time stopped for atleast 5 seconds between the two of you. You didnât mind the position you two were in right now, In fact; you wrapped your arms around him, in result; his face being pushed deeper in to your breasts as you kiss his head.
His face was beet red, not that you could see it; but you could tell nonetheless. Slowly he wrapped his arms around your waist, not saying a word.
âWelcome Homeâ
Ganyu;
You were meeting her at wanmin restaurant. Sheâs been over loading herself with work, so you guys havenât been able to see each other a lot. Hoping that this dinner would make up for her lack of visibility.
You were waiting outside for her, wanting to go in with her. You can spot her from a distance, waving your hands in the air to get her attention.
She meets your eye, picking up her pace to make it to you quicker with a smile on her face, she opens her arm for a hug, and you do the same. But she ends up getting sleepy, Ganyu ends up falling and landing right on to your breasts, as you hold her body so she doesnât fall.
Slightly shaking her awake, Ganyu snuggles deeper in to your breasts, making your face heat up even more. âG-ganyu..wake up honey..â you shake her a bit more aggressively and she wakes, having her hands around your waist to keep her steady. âh-huh?â she yawns, but as she looks at her surroundings, and up at your bright red face; she realizes the position sheâs in; in which she quickly scatters off your body with her face Flushed red.
âO-oh dear-! i-iâm sorry I-â you take her hand, guiding her to the restaurant. âNo worries, letâs eat and then we can head home and rest, hm?â
Thoma;
He was rushing, he was busy all week. All he wanted to do was hold you in his arms. He was starting to get impatient; speed walking threw inazuma.
You were standing under a tree, waiting for thoma, and checking your surroundings. You spot him in the distance and wait for him. He catches you, eagerly waving his hands in the air; running up to you.
sadly, the world wasnât on thomaâs side today (yes it was) he ended up getting distracted, therefor; tripping over his own feet, landing face first in to your boobs.
thankfully, nobody but you saw the incident, the tree being your cover. You run your fingers threw his hair, and rub his back, keeping him in place.
âI didnât know you missed me this much, pervâ you giggle and kiss his hair. All he can do in this situation is wrap his arms around you and pull you close to him, âI missed you so muchâ he says, âI missed you too, cutie.â
albedo x gn!reader
A/N; I might just make this a series about âmarksâ and kissing them. whoâs next? â maybe kaeya (his eye) or tanjiro and genya (their scars)
â[summary]; youâve always wondered what the mark on albedoâs neck meantâwhy not figure it out? (mwah)
â[warnings/genre]; fluff, kind of suggestive (?) established relationship, not proof read (plz tell me if i made any spelling errors)
You were helping albedo in his lab in dragonspine. He asked you for research assistance, and who are you to decline your pretty boyfriendâs request?
Itâs just about sundown; youâve been running little errands for him, or just handing him something out of reach, etc etc. Your sitting near him, on a stool, carefully studying the blonde in front of you.
Something always stood out about him, something always just felt different..but you could never place your finger on it. Was it his dusty, platinum blonde hair? his smartness? his calm and collected nature? his big, gorgeous blue eyes? his fair skin? it was hard to choose what was nagging at you.
âyour staringâ
a calm voice â that you were way too familiar with â dragged you from your thoughts.
âoh! oopsâ sorry, sorry..â
how embarrassing.. your face flushes from the embarrassment. You didnât mean to be caught staring, how long were you even staring for? you donât know; you were to entranced by his good looks.
âItâs alright, I donât mind..as long as itâs you staringâ a small smile works itâs way on his face as he continues his work. You hum and smile in acknowledgment; taking a closer look at him, you notice the diamond shape on his neck.
Has that always been there? your not sure, but you most definitely are noticing it now; how itâs starting to glow a orange-ish / yellow-ish color as night falls. Itâs sparkling in the moonlight, itâs like nothing youâve ever seen before.
You gently hold albedos chin, and tilt his head up a little towards you â ây/n? what are you-â â you lean in and pepper kisses over the glowing star on his neck, and giving it a small mark before pulling away, leaving the pale prince before you, stunned.
âyou know, Iâm not even sorry I did that. You were just too tempting, princeâ
Albedoâs once pale skin, was now covered with red. âplease, do that againâ
âgladlyâ
6:50 am / 11 - 4 - 2021
HELLO
you should do genshin impact boys reacting to you pulling a deez nuts joke on them because I pull deez nuts jokes on my sister all the time #girlboss
scaramouche x reader | diluc x reader (separate)
A/N: Added a your mom joke for scaraâs part. This was super funny to write, i love writing stuff like this đ Scaramoucheâs part is longer because i didnât really know what to do for dilucâs but I already had an idea for scaraâs
Summaryâ> you pull a deez nuts/yo mom joke on your boyfriend/husband to see their reaction.
warning(s)/genreâ> Fluff, cursing, threats(scaramoucheâs part) mentions of goreific actions. Not proofread.
Diluc;
> Man how could you pull a deez nuts joke on this poor man. My guy is so confused.
> Slowly turns his head towards your direction and raises a brow and shoots you a look of, âwhat did you just say to me?â
> would be even more confused when you start rolling on the ground laughing your ass off
> would result in asking kaeya and venti what it means because they say it all the time to each other but he just doesnât pay attention enough to care.
> kind of disappointed but finds it funny how you managed to pull one on him after he finds out what the joke is.
It was just the two of you in the tavern, diluc was behind the bar cleaning up and you were sitting at one of the stools waiting for him to finish up. When you remembered the prank kaeya told you to pull. You decided to take the opportunity you had right now.
You have the smuggest smile plastered on your face. Clearing your throat, you start, âLucââŚI cant believe you did that..â you gasp. He slightly turns his head and raises a brow. âWhat? did I do something wrong?â Your smile widens, oh how sad that he walked in to your little trap.. âDID DEEZ NUTS, OOHHH!!â You scream almost at the top of your lungs and burst out laughing.
He whips his head around, with the most confused and shocked look on his face and raises his brow, âWhat? what did you just say?â He just watches you cough and laugh as you try to explain your joke, but your laughing too hard and canât seem to let any words escape your mouth. He sighs.
The next day when kaeya and venti are in the bar, he hesitated, but turns to them with the most serious face and asks, âWhat is..âdeez nutsâ?â Venti spits out his wine and kaeya is just shocked. They explain it to him threw giggles, but he understood.
Once he gets home he finds you on the couch and walks up to you kissing your neck, âNice joke, love, Iâm surprised you managed to catch me off guard like that.â
âyeah sorry about that..SORRY DEEZ NUTS ARENT IN YOUR MOUTH!!â You say pointing to him and giggling. He just chuckles contently and soaks in the sound of your laughs.
Scaramouche;
> what. the. absolute. fuck? did you just say? to me?
> looks at you with the most disgusted face. Why, just why.
> legit wants to break your neck after hearing those words come out of your mouth. But holds himself back because he (sadly) loves you.
> but ends up ignoring you until your on your knees begging for him to talk to you.
He was rambling (complaining) about something the new recruits did and how they did something wrong and almost got the whole team killed on a mission, and how they canât do anything right. and how he wants to strangle them and slowly watch them die and suffer and-
âitâs not that deep bro..â you cut him off.
âwhat the fuck do you mean ânot that deepâ yes it fucking is I-â
âDEEP INSIDE YOUR MOM, OOHHHH BOOM ROASTED.â
He stares at you.
you stare back.
â..â
ââŚâ
Gets up from his seat and walks over to you and gives you the deadliest glare ever.
It makes you giggle a bit, you quickly cover your mouth hoping he didnât hear; but you canât help it, you burst out laughing, holding your side because it hurts from laughing so much.
Watches you stumble on to the ground from laughing so hard. Gives you the dirtiest, most disgusting look ever. Like he just watched someone pick out there own limbs out of there body and eat them.
âI canât even. describe. how much. I despise you right now.â
you look up at him wiping the tears from your eyes trying to catch your breath. You reach out for him to help you up, but he swats your hand away and storms off.
Heâs mad at you for the whole day. Grumpy and pissed off. yelling at new recruits (and childe) for no reason.
You finally catch up to Scara at the end of the day. You fall to your knees and grip the clothing of his shorts and start rapidly apologizing, swearing youâll never do it again.
Heâs looking down at you with his arms crossed. Silently enjoying the show of how pathetic you are right now. â..hm, fine, I forgive you. But your not allowed to talk to anyone else but me for a whole week.â
9:21 am 8/25/2021
gn!reader x diluc
A/N; Thank you for all the love on the Xiaoâs mark post! I kept being spammed while trying to read fan fiction lol.
summaryâ> you and your boyfriend, diluc, are on your way to a commission and you get stuck in a nasty storm.
Warnings/genre: Fluff/angst?, cursing, arguments
You and diluc were traveling awhile away from Mondstat for your daily commissions; not knowing that there was a nasty storm brewing, you two got caught In the storm and are now hiding in a nearby cave.
You were sitting down in front of the fire diluc lit while he was near the entrance of the cave looking out at the dark and wet terrain. His clothes and hair were soaked
His back was turned towards you, so you couldnât see the expression on his face, but you can tell he wasnât in a good mood due to the rain. Safe to say you werenât looking forward to his negative attitude.
âDiluc?â you call out to him, before he could respond you continue, âIf you stay near the entrance youâll get a cold, come near the fire.â you knew due to his vision he didnât need to be near the fire, but you wanted him closer to you anyway.
âIâm fine, I wonât get a cold. Just stay by the fire and wait for the rain to stop.â You huffed at his response, you turned back to the fire and waited. After at least 10 minutes the rain only got heavier, it didnât look like it was gonna stop anytime soon. Your wet clothes arenât helping you stay warm, your holding yourself while shivering slightly.
You look back over at entrance of the cave and diluc is gone. You instantly shot up and made your way to the entrance of the cave, trying to look for your red headed boyfriend in the pouring rain. You call out his name a couple times before heading back in the rain to look for him, continuing to call out his name, you were shivering but you were to worried about your boyfriend to care. Your wondering around the dark forest during the storm calling out dilucâs name.
In the process of searching for diluc, you accidentally alerted a hilichurl camp. You turn around when you hear grunts behind you. Cornered by a bunch of hilichurls, backing you up to a tree, looking around trying to find an escape. Until you saw a flash of red and you look over to see the hilichurls disintegrating and diluc standing over there bodies. He turned towards you and rushes to your side.
âY/N? are you ok? what are you doing out here, I told you to stay in front of the fire.â His voice was stern, his fierce eyes narrow on you. âI..I was looking for you..!â you shoot back, âI was worried when I looked back and you were gone! what was I supposed to do? Wait until you got back?â Before you could continue, he shot back, âYes! you were!â you were upset, extremely. How were you supposed to stay out when your boyfriend left without saying anything? âHow do you expect me to stay still when my boyfriend is suddenly gone? leaving without telling me?â you let out with a huff, you scoff and walk past him heading back to the cave you two were keeping shelter in.
Your huddled in front of the fire, staring at it. You hear diluc sigh, you hear his foot steps closing in on you. He takes off his coat and places it on your shoulders, you look up at him confused. âYour cold, I can see you shiveringâ you let out a scoff as he sits down next to you. He sighs and looks down at the fire before speaking, âMy apologies..I should have told you were I was going before I left, I didnât intend to be out for long.â you look up at him, âwhere did you go anyway..â He meets your eyes âI needed to let off some..steamâ he pauses, and reaches behind his back and pulls out some cecilia flowers and hands them to you. âReally?â you scoff and smile taking them in your hand, âyou went out to let out your rage and then picked some flowers for me? how thoughtful.â you giggle as you see his cheeks tint pink. âShut up..â he murmurs as he puts his arm around you and kisses your cheek. âYour too cute, ya know?â
Your hand makes its way up his chest to his collar, you grab his collar and pull him in to a passionate kiss. You finally pull away to breathe and smile up at him. Soon after the rain stopped and you two continued your way to your commissions.
Heya pal, saw you writing for touchstarved so I wanted to ask which characters would you write for? I'll prepare a list for your reqs then huehehehejehej
I would mainly write vere, leander, and Ais ..idk abt kuras and mhin because In my opinion their personalities are kind of difficult to write for (for me atleast) I guess it would depend on what the prompt was. But for now Iâd just say Vere, Leander and Ais (Ais is my babe)