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Just some genshin brainrots

9:41 am 10/07/2021

albedo with a engineering/crafty significant other..

kaeya with a significant other that fixes cars/does auto mechanic work..or is in the military..

Diluc with a significant other that is a tease, and extremely flirty/an amazing business person..

thoma with a significant other that openly does sex work/is a stripper and he’s super supportive of them..

Childe with a doctor significant other thats always patching him up after his fights..

p.s i’m super sick so this is all your gonna get out of me in the mean time, sorry!

jealousy

headcanons

.xiao, albedo, itto, zhongli

A/N.if you read this before than your right—this was on my angst blog but I deleted it and now i’m reposting it here :)

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xiao—

Xiao…knows he’s jealous, accepts it, understands it. If you, or anyone asks him if he’s jealous. He’ll say yes. Now most people don’t think he’s be straight up, and he’s run away from his feelings—but I think differently. He won’t directly tell you he’s jealous, though. You’d have to figure that out on your own. He will confirm he’s jealous if you ask, but won’t tell you on his own.

Other then how he handles his jealousy—I don’t think the yakasha gets jealous easily anyway.. even if he did get jealous. He’s too busy to deal with such dramatic emotions. He knows he trusts you, but he knows he can’t stop that feeling bubbling up inside of him when he sees you in liyue being a little too friendly with that harbinger..

If his jealousy ended up getting the best of him, he would accidentally take it out on you. Then instantly disappear for atleast 24 hours, in a result, leaving you confused, and conflicted on what the heck just happened. Because his out burst will be quick and snappy, then he’ll be gone. After he comes back, he’ll most likely climb in threw your window when the sun just has set, and apologize to you. <33

albedo—

albedo…he’s quiet, observant, slightly agitated, and antsy. Slowly starts to figure out he’s jealous, the first time he got jealous he only realized he was when he was at his breaking point. He gets antsy when he’s jealous, more paranoid and observant of things as well. It’s kind of weird—but he works better when he’s jealous?

He just can’t sit still, and comprehend how timeaus (how do you spell that man’s name- ),=) is so friendly with you..how your both shoulder—touching close when your helping him, how the man sometimes eyes you up and down. Albedo can see every little thing timeaus is doing, and he despises it.

once he actually gets to his breaking point—he butts in to your guy’s conversation. Kind of like how a dad makes room for himself in between his daughter and her boyfriend on the couch? yeah that’s albedo. stares at the person causing the problem (timeaus i’m sorry) not in a glare type of way—more in an annoyed type of stare. Will tell you later why he acted out like that. He’ll chuckle that he actually got jealous—laugh with him, it’ll make him feel better. (WITH him..not at him babes😔)

itto—

itto…aggressive, possessive, oblivious, and non rational. We would definitely get possessive and upset—he doesn’t want someone messing around with his territory. Every rational thought in his head just- leaves..it walks out the exit doors. All he can think is ‘huh? i feel upset, that person bad, MUST FIGHT’ haha i like silly giant himbo man. Also, he doesn’t realize he’s jealous, he didn’t know what it meant..

How is he not supposed to be jealous when that stupid Thoma keeps being all friendly with you!? He's stealing the spotlight!! (no hate to Thoma I love him ): ) your attention is supposed to be on him only, not anyone else !!

it could go multiple ways when itto finally breaks. A: he could either go over to you shove the other person away from you then drag you away. B: he could just throw you over his shoulder and walk away. or finally, option C: challenges the other person to a fight(=…yeah..If it ends up being option C—you most likely patch him up after fighting the other person. Keep talking his ear off when you patch him up, even if your scolding him, he just wants to listen to you talk to him instead of anyone else.

zhongli—

Zhongli…annoyed, aggravated, and possessive. He already lost his love in the past—he doesn’t want to go threw that grief again. I feel like he would be calm at first, but as the jealousy grows, and the more that his ginger haired friend kept getting close to you—and leaving lingering “friendly” touches on your skin. He knows he’s jealous, but he just doesn’t care lol.

It’s not a common occurrence for him to be jelly..but not a rare incident either. Normal, ya know? Once his jealousy piles up. He also lashes out, not on you though, poor tartaglia over there gets his with zhongli “I will have order-“ sorry childe :,). Prob doesn’t get over his jealousy quickly after, it takes him 24 hours to cool down. Just reassure him that he’s your one and only—His evil thoughts will go away a bit quicker ;)

repost

6:15 pm 9/5/2022

hi!! i was wondering if i could request a little scenario/fic with mr crawling and just… pampering him? cuddles? maybe set after the ending where you take him home :3 i can’t explain how but he gives me major cuteness aggression…

Pampering.

context: post blissful love ending. You take care of him <3

Homicipher. mr crawling x reader. | Anypov. Fluff.

He also gives me cuteness aggression, like sometimes I just wanna squeeze him until he pops. HES SO CUTE!!!!!!! even if I kind of slandered him in this post..

requests r open !! (read rules)

Few things you noticed about Mr. Crawling..he’s all bloody, dirty, and he SMELLS.

You couldn’t have him stinking up your house with his nasty odor, and you honestly smelt bad too since you haven’t showered..so, what’s better than a self care day? Take care and pamper your ..boyfriend? (I don’t think he understands labels..)

It was a little..complicated? first getting him out of his clothes. He was confused as to why you were taking off his clothes.. but I think after you running the bath and getting out of your own clothes he joins you.

He looovveesss the feeling of you washing his hair and massaging his scalp, literally in bliss. Your hands just feel so good! (pause-) Honestly even your hands scrubbing his body feels good—lathering him up with soap and giving him all the attention! Along with some head pats and kisses, of course. You even guide your hands and let him wash your hair and body, even if he’s a little clumsy.

After getting out of the bath and drying yourselves off, (he has to stay in his towel because you gotta wash his NASTY ASS clothes), you sit him in front of your vanity and start applying all sorts of face masks and stuff to his face, letting it sit while you brush (detangle..) his hair. Both him and his clothes are all clean! and he just smells and looks so much better. Although you really weren’t sure what to do about his eyes (or lack of therefore..), but he didn’t seem to want to wear a blind fold like Mr. Silvair..so you just let his hair cover it.

(now he’s allowed in your bed because he’s not STANK)

And for the best part of self care day, is spending the rest of the night cuddling in bed, your arms wrapped around him as he lays on your chest, your hands patting his head and kissing his face until you fall asleep, watching over you and admiring your sleeping features. His fingers will occasionally brush against your cheek or your collarbone, featherlight, not enough to wake you up. And he’ll even take your wrist and make your hand pat him on the head while you’re busy sleeping. He’s a little lonely while you sleep, but give him plenty of cuddles in the morning and he’ll be okay!!

9:23 pm. 11/03/2024. @i90o3

Albedo’s mark

albedo x gn!reader

A/N; I might just make this a series about “marks” and kissing them. who’s next? — maybe kaeya (his eye) or tanjiro and genya (their scars)

—[summary]; you’ve always wondered what the mark on albedo’s neck meant—why not figure it out? (mwah)

—[warnings/genre]; fluff, kind of suggestive (?) established relationship, not proof read (plz tell me if i made any spelling errors)

You were helping albedo in his lab in dragonspine. He asked you for research assistance, and who are you to decline your pretty boyfriend’s request?

It’s just about sundown; you’ve been running little errands for him, or just handing him something out of reach, etc etc. Your sitting near him, on a stool, carefully studying the blonde in front of you.

Something always stood out about him, something always just felt different..but you could never place your finger on it. Was it his dusty, platinum blonde hair? his smartness? his calm and collected nature? his big, gorgeous blue eyes? his fair skin? it was hard to choose what was nagging at you.

“your staring”

a calm voice — that you were way too familiar with — dragged you from your thoughts.

“oh! oops— sorry, sorry..”

how embarrassing.. your face flushes from the embarrassment. You didn’t mean to be caught staring, how long were you even staring for? you don’t know; you were to entranced by his good looks.

“It’s alright, I don’t mind..as long as it’s you staring” a small smile works it’s way on his face as he continues his work. You hum and smile in acknowledgment; taking a closer look at him, you notice the diamond shape on his neck.

Has that always been there? your not sure, but you most definitely are noticing it now; how it’s starting to glow a orange-ish / yellow-ish color as night falls. It’s sparkling in the moonlight, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

You gently hold albedos chin, and tilt his head up a little towards you — “y/n? what are you-“ — you lean in and pepper kisses over the glowing star on his neck, and giving it a small mark before pulling away, leaving the pale prince before you, stunned.

“you know, I’m not even sorry I did that. You were just too tempting, prince”

Albedo’s once pale skin, was now covered with red. “please, do that again”

“gladly”

6:50 am / 11 - 4 - 2021

“Your not mad, are you, princess?”

kaeya x reader

Warnings/genre—> Fluff, kind of suggestive !!

summary—> you’ve had a bad day and kaeya’s teasing makes you lash out but then he flirts with you and your a combination of flustered and annoyed

A/N; i apologize again this fan fic is also extremely short :(..

You were just having the most terrible day ever. You woke up late and that causes you to be late to work, You tripped and fell flat on your face, the new recruits were giving you an extremely hard time, and to top it all off it started down pouring on you! All you wanted to do was just take a nice hot shower and go to bed and forget that day ever happened.

After a tiring day you made your way to your shared house with your boyfriend, kaeya. You walk into the house, dropping your bags and your coat immediately on the floor. You head to the kitchen to get a drink, cause you really needed it. Your boyfriend walks down the hallway, greeting you “Well well, welcome back love. If you were in the mood to drink I could have taken you down to angels share..” You let out a huff as you pour wine into a glass, “I’m not in the mood to go anywhere, kaeya” you respond. “someone’s in a bad mood..no pet names, darling?” he slowly walks over to you leaning over the counter, taking a sip of your wine. “I’m really not in the mood for your stupid teases” you retort as you snatch back your drink and chug it. “I can tell, but your not mad at me, are you..princess?” he smirks and his eyes meet yours, the sentence causing you to almost choke on your drink. “w-what?” you manage to cough out as a red hue creeps up your cheeks, “No..of course not, just..just a really bad day.”

He walks around the counter and stands behind you, placing his hands on your waist kissing your neck, “Maybe I can help with that..” his hands slowly creeping up your shirt. Leading you to your shared bedroom..let’s just say he made up for your crappy day in the bedroom..

I wanna hear about your poly ocs :)

OMG YAY !!

ok so I haven’t drawn them out yet (but they are in the process of being drawn in my new sketchbook)

So there’s Jace (?? Idk how to spell), Ethan, and Elektra sam ! 2 guys 1 girl 😈 none of these people are actually real tho..ALSO HALF OF THIS SHIT DIDNT SAVE SO I HAD TO RE WRITE IT IM SO MAD. help it’s like 2 months later sense i wrote this bc i got so mad that nothing saved so i’m doing it now !! [11-30]

Tw// abuse, alcohol, drugs, divorces, Basically a lot of Oc trauma cursing,,

Elektra is based on a persona I had (on discord) because I saw someone with the name ‘Elektra Kirby and Kirby is my name and I loved the name Elektra so instead of Kirby I put sam. Then I catfish people with a cute brown wig I had 😈 and that’s how The famous Oc Elektra sam was born (also the song water fountain by alec benjamin did a lot for her too). She was adopted by a woman and her husband; the wife died of alcohol/drug abuse so she was left to live with her adopted father, who was addicted to drugs + alcohol and abused her. (mainly mentally but sometimes he did hit her) there’s more to her backstory about her birth family but half of it is hard to explain so..

she usually spent her free time at the park with the boys that lived across the street. The park was within walking distance and had a swing set, with basketball courts, and other stuff. (based on the park down the street from my house 😻). Until freshman year of high school (aka 9nth grade also this takes place in Boston Massachusetts) her father decided to move to —(uh literally took me 10 minutes to figure out where they moved?? I should write this shit down)— Europe. Until her first year in college, she finally moved back into her old house, with her roommate, Ash. And she finally got reunited with her boys again 😈 Also forgot to add: She has dark brown hair, kind of like a mix of dark brown & chestnut, mid length with bangs. She wears glasses and she has hazel eyes. Average height?? like 5’0 or 5’1 (idk if that’s average but let’s go with it). Her personality is shy and timid, but also bubbly and expressive. Also she’s panromantic + demisexual. She blames herself a lot, even if it isn’t her fault, even if she’s the victim. She grew up thinking every little thing that went wrong was always her fault (thank her father for that 🙁). Idk what her race/ethnicity is yet?? Still imagining her real mother/family (basically all I have about her family is that it’s very big, she has a big family. And her family is very accepting. It’s also very diverse in race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexuality, all of the above)

I’m thinking about making her a white hispanic? i’m not sure. I just know what she looks like. Mutuals give me Ideas on what she can be bc i really don’t know. She’s a smartie. very intelligent she is. She is an English major, and a psychology major; also a Straight A student. She’s also a model? she models for magazine covers and stuff. Mainly fashion magazines; swimsuit model, winter clothes model, summer/spring fashion, fall etc etc. She always gets the magazine shipped to her for free. She gave a copy of her swimsuit model magazine to ethan and jace and..Jace was smirking while looking threw it while Ethans face was red as a tomato. She’s a very sweet and helpful girl, but she knows her limits, and if she needs to get her hands dirty she will.

next is Ethan !! sorry to disappoint but Ethan is a white boy, but it's ok because he's a good-looking white boy. He Is actually from Orlando Florida (because his parents were on vacation then A WHITE BOY decided to pay a visit). They raised Ethan in Boston, and he has known Jace since they were in diapers (Jace is older by like a month). His parents often fought; they ended up getting a divorce a couple months after Elektra moved. Jace helped him through this traumatic time (Ethan was super close with both his parents). He ended up staying with his mom full time but saw his dad on some weekends and holidays or any vacations off of school. (Important tip: Ethan's parents would always fight a lot during snowstorms, therefore, he developed a fear of snowstorms).

Threw the years of waiting for elektra to come back, he gave up in his last year of high school (12th grade) and started dating this blonde chick named Claire. Which, the relationship was fine. Until during (spring..?) break, Elektra came back and he was in complete shock. Like hello?? the girl i’ve been crushing on sense i was 10 came back after i lost all hope?? Yeah. He got jealous that Jace was getting all of her attention because Jace was single and and he, himself wasn’t. (that’s because you decided to date an ugly hog Ethan 🙄) Ends up finding out (with the help of elektra and her observation skills and the fact she’s taking psychology and human behavior classes) that Claire wasn’t actually into Ethan, she just had a major crush on Jace and was using Ethan to get closer to him (not that it worked lol)

Btw Ethan and Jace have a lot of sexual and romantic tension (well mainly jace because he’s just horny and Ethan is just like “yeah, I deal with this bullshit because I’m secretly in love with him—but I’m not gonna let him know that??”) yeah, that’s them. Also how Ethan acts to jace is like: “I’m mean to you but nice to everyone else because I love you but I can’t stand you and I want to kiss your mouth so you shut up” and Jace is just like “Ik he loves me he’s just a pussy to admit it so I’m gonna keep teasing him until he does” yeah..😻 Anyway Back to Ethan. Ethans personality it’s quiet and reserved/closed off. He’s not the shy quiet, he’s just the “I don’t want to have conversation with you because If you make me too angry/annoyed i’ll punch you in the face” types. Yeah he also has anger issues but can suppress them half of the time. He has brownish-blondish hair, it's not too long and not too short. He’s Average height for a guy, maybe a little over average height. Let’s just say he’s got a pretty good height; not too tall, not too short. He’s also Biromantic + demisexual (with a preference for girls). Kind of protective. not like Jace, he’s more like he stares daggers in to the person that’s bothering elektra or jace (it’s more then often elektra because ethan knows Jace can take care of himself) and if the person doesn’t get the hint by his intimidating flares then he steps in between the person and elektra/jace and shove them lightly away telling them to piss off. Actually let’s talk about his anger issues?? because jeez, it’s kind of bad, but controlled half the time. He just doesn’t talk to control his anger issues. but one time he was so stressed one day that he accidentally let his anger issues out on elektra. Safe to say he wanted to jump off a bridge bc he felt so guilty once he calmed down. Elektra obviously forgave him bc it’s not exactly something you can control all the time.

Ok last but not least, JACE !! ok I love jace, he was very fun to imagine and make up. His appearance changed MULTIPLE times during the construction of his character; He had very long white hair, then short white hair, then I changed it to half white and half black that was mid length, Now it’s just blackish brownish and he has one of those hot sexy wolf cut hair styles. I’m starting with his personality and looks first because why not?? anyway He’s hispanic, fluent in Spanish, also has a very big family!! his dad died tho, he lived with his mum and twin sister, and little brother. After he went into his last year of high school they moved to new york where the rest of the family was. But he was DEAD SET on waiting for elektra so he was like “hmm, nah i’m not leavin’” so his mom cursed a bunch of spanish words at him, then said don’t get yourself killed and then moved to new york with her other two kids 😻 (his mom is actually the best, also an amazing cook??) Ok enough of his family, let’s get in to his sexuality breakdown: Bisexual with no preference and VERY HORNY. 😻 I mean atleast Jace is an open horny/perv, Ethan is a reserved perv and gets embarrassed and mad whenever Jace and elektra call him a perv to tease him (they found sexy girl magazines and smut manga in his basement) also Jace was actually born in boston, unlike the other two. (Idk where elektra is originally from yet) Also he’s really really tall, like 6’0

likes to tease ethan the most, and dotes on elektra. He gets in to many fights at school and elektra has to patch him up while ethan reprimands him every time. Once Jace somehow dragged ethan in to a fight and they both got smacked behind the head by elektra. Very protective of them both. But he’s like the friendly type of protective? instead of fighting a person that’s bothering them, he’s just nonchalantly walk up to ethan or elektra, put his arm around their shoulder or waist, and be like “sorry, they’re taken, now screw off will ya?” with a scary smile. It usually does the trick because he’s a pretty tall/intimidating guy. Not really the jealous type, but Ethan is and he teases him for it. Sometimes Jace and ethan try to get elektra jealous but they can’t seem to get her to be jealous. (she’s either to oblivious or too trusting).

For jace’s job/home life, He’s a twitch streamer + youtuber, a famous one at that. (he’s kind of like markplier but streams more often). Sense he works at home, he usually is the one to clean, do laundry, wash the cars, and run errands/get groceries. He also picks elektra up from her job as a barista at a local coffee shop. Ethan takes his own car to work, but he mostly works nights at a bar as a bartender. (he makes such good nonalcoholic/alcoholic drinks; he also dedicated a drink to elektra on a special menu). Ethan and elektra also has their own twitch channels—but ethan just streams him making drinks (not that often)—and elektra streams either of her doing covers of songs, or gaming with Jace. Jace almost always drags elektra or ethan in to his streams. One time Ethan didn’t know Jace was streaming, so he walked in to their room with Jace’s food wearing a pink apron that says “kiss the chef” that elektra got him for his birthday 💀 safe to say Ethan was red in the face from embarrassment and smacked Jace on the back of his head. (yes Jace did infact “kiss the chef”).

Thank you for reading !! <33

11 - 30 - 2021 9:00 am

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7:14 pm 1 /08/2022. UPDATED: 4:50 pm 11/01/2024

“Can I sit on your lap? “

diluc x gn!reader

warning(s)/genre: Fluff, proof read but not proof read? I’m kinda lazy so i probably won’t fix any spelling errors so my bad 💀 also i’m experimenting with different writing styles so it may be a little wonky

summary—> you ask him to sit on his lap for the first time.

You were fairly new into your relationship with diluc, you guys took it slow the first three months, then progressed into more intimate actions such as: sharing kisses to the lips, forehead, cheeks etc, slight hand holding and pinky holding. Small things such as that.

Though you were bold and not one to be flustered easily, you still took it slow for your boyfriend. But starting to get impatient, you wanted to be a bit more bold and push his limits a little.

You and diluc were at the Dawn winery relaxing in the living room. Him being on his favorite arm chair, while you were spread out on the couch. You studied your boyfriends features as he concentrates on the book he is currently reading. nah cause he would look so pretty reading but also look dumb.

He looks so comfortable..you thought to yourself. How can you resists the urge to join him in being comfortable?? so, you got up and stood in front of diluc, hands on your hips, “hey diluc?”…“hmm..?” he answered, “can I sit on your lap?” .. “hmm..” he wasn’t actually paying attention to you..he was to focused on that book. You grab the book from his hands, marking the page he was on and placing it on the table, only to look back at a very confused and semi-upset diluc. (he was really into that book!!)

You climb on to his lap, and adjust yourself so your legs are wrapped around his waist, and your face is in the crook of his neck. Inhaling his scent and wrapping your arms around him and squeezing him a little. “thanks, your super comfortable..” you say.

diluc.exe. has stopped working.

yo wtf?? you just?? climbed into his lap?? out of no where?? My guy’s face is red to the tip of his ears, out of embarrassment, confusion, and because he’s flustered, all at the same time, all because of you!

He’s very confused on where to put his hands, on your waist? your back? on the arms of the chair? “Uhm..y/n..? wh..what are you doing?” you giggle in response to his question, pulling back from his neck and slowly guiding his hands to your waist, “basking in my lover’s presence, why? something wrong, diluc?” you smirk a little. “No..there’s nothing wrong..you just, caught me off guard. That’s all.” he holds you in his arms and he buries his face in your hair. You two basking in each other’s presence like this for the rest of the evening.

Jealousy Hits hard

Childe x reader

summary—> your out shopping with childe and you catch a girl flirting with him..

warning/genre—> fluff, jealousy, arguing. Pronouns not mentioned. Not proof read. Violence.

A/N; I kind of don’t like how this has turned out but I have nothing else to post so I’m gonna post it anyway!!

It was supposed to be a nice day just spending time with your boyfriend after he got back from a mission from the fatui. He took you out shopping to spend time with you for the day, before soon having to go back to his duties.

Currently, your at a fancy restaurant getting something to eat before going home for the day. But you couldn’t help but notice the waitress being a bit, too friendly with your boyfriend. She was practically ignoring your existence and mainly focusing on childe. You asked for a coke and she brought you a water with lemon?? yeah, she definitely didn’t pay any attention to you, which was getting on your nerves.

From friendly compliments, to flirty compliments. your blood started to boil and you felt you were going to explode. Trying to turn her attention to you, you cleared your throat and started. “Ahem..Uhm Miss? I asked for a Diet coke, but your brought me a water with lemon..” She rolls her eyes and turns to you, “oh..yeah sorry about that.” she grabs the cup from your hand and stormed off to the kitchen. a couple minutes later she comes back with a cocktail.. what. A COCKTAIL?? HOW COULD SHE HAVE POSSIBLY GOT IT WRONG??

“This better?” she placed the drink in front of you and turns her full attention back to childe, and places her disgusting, dirty little hand, on his shoulder, messaging it. Ok, that’s it. No reasonable thought went threw your mind as you got up, grabbed her wrist and yanked it away from childe. “Touch him, or even look at him again, and I will cut all your fingers, toes, tongue off, pluck out your eyes from your head, and make you eat them. Understood?” you gripped her wrist harder, resulting her in rapidly nodding, “Yes! I understand! now let go of me you crazy bitch!!” reluctantly, you let go, and watched her scramble away. You sighed and sat back down, taking a sip out of the cocktail.

Childe was staring at you, with the widest smirk on his face. “What a show you put on for me. You look very sexy when your upset, I wonder if your the same when your in battle? hm?” you looked up at him chuckling a little, “no childe, I am not sparring with you.” you smiled as you took another sip. “Shall we take our leave then?” childe says standing up and placing a pouch of mora down on the table. “Yes, please, before I murder someone.” you murmur, grabbing your bags, hooking your arm around childe and walking back to your shared home.

[ 9:12 am 8/29/2021 ]