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trapped

scaramouche x reader | kazuha x reader | xiao x reader

A/N. this randomly came to me when i was scrolling threw twt, based off a kazuscara fanart- Also holy shit i’m back sorry for like the year of me ghosting this account 💀

.trapped In a small space with them

.afab reader(?) mentions of “boobs”, very sexual. Perv!xiao, very ooc xiao in this fics, implied taller!reader for scaramouche’s part.

scaramouche.

> You aren’t ..exactly sure ..how you got In to this- predicament,,

> You and Scaramouche were just scouting out the area, But I guess neither of you notices the obvious leaf trap.

> And it was to late when you guys tried to walk over it and fell in to a Very, very, very small hole.

“Can you Move over?”

“You know, dear, that would be super easy if i had any room to move over to.”

You can hear a scoff come from him in the dark. You were currently trying to figure out how to get out of the situation you were in. Your husband keeps wiggling, some how thinking it might get him out.

Now sense it’s pitch black, You can’t exactly see the predicament Scaramouche has gotten himself in. His hands are on the wall against your back, his leg in between yours, And His face is pressed right against your breasts. You don’t mind the position he’s gotten himself in- In fact you think it’s funny, take it as payback for moving too much.

On the other hand- Scaramouche is beet red, and very embarrassed. But he’s stuck, and can’t do anything unless you move.

you can hear a low grunt come from him, and then you hear him clear his throat. “Hey.”

you smirk- not that he can see it. “Hi..”

You hear him shuffle a little and adjust his position before he speaks up again. “Can you, like, shuffle your position, a bit?” You sigh and try and shift your position- but in the worst way possible. You lean over him and push him so he’s the one leaning against the wall, and your breasts are pushed up against his face. “Is this better?” you ask.

Well, This isn’t exactly what he wanted, and he’s not complaining- well he is but only because he’s frustratedly flustered. He can’t even reply with your breasts in his face. His legs feel like jelly, his hands are shaking and his face is beat red.

You’re like this for another hour or so, before you hear commotion from above. Scaramouche tries to shuffle out of this embarrassing situation, but instead accidentally tickles you which results in you giggling. “You fool, stop squirming! here, I’ll move” You lean your back against the wall so he can finally breathe. He huffs and looks up to see Tartaglia- Never in his life has he thought he’d be grateful to see the 11nth harbinger.

Kazuha.

> You were so careful that this wouldn’t happen.

> You we’re trapped in a small storage closet with kazuha, after beidou asked you to fetch something from the closet. It locks from the outside.

> A crew member just so happened to accidentally shove kazuha- who was holding the door open- in to the closet with you.

> And here you are, Anxious, embarrassed, flustered, frustrated. All in a small closet with kazuha, your crush .

You’re breathing heavily, your chest rising up and down repeatedly. “We need to get out of here, god I can’t let anyone catch me like this-“ you breathe out in stuttered breathes.

“You should calm down, stressing won’t help the situation.” Kazuha says, trying to help you calm down. But it’s no use when he doesn’t know your embarrassingly huge crush you have on him. “Breathe in and breathe out, take a moment to calm down.” He says, and you slow down and listen.

Breathe In, and Breathe out. Breathe In, and Breathe- Suddenly your jerked forward with kazuha’s back hitting the door and him cushioning your fall. The ship must have taken a huge wave. But that only made the situation worse.

The lights dimmed out, but you can still see. You frantically look around and you look down at kazuha who’s squished between your breasts.

Ok. Panic Mode now.

You urgently try and Shuffle out of this embarrassing position. At the failed attempt, you curse under your breathe. “God dammit.” You then result in leaning more in to kazuha- much to your dismay. You try and jam the door open but it’s no use. Your breathes are staggered and your panicking.

Kazuha takes your hips and rubs circles on them trying to calm you down. Which did the exact opposite. Your heart is racing but atleast it stops your movements. He shuffles a bit so he can speak. “y/n. please, calm down. We’ll just have to wait till someone opens the door.” you try and choke out a response but with how his hands are on your hips, his face pushed up against your chest, and his calming words. Your at a loss.

about 10 minutes of silence goes by. When finally kazuha speaks up. “Are you ok?” he breathes out, and you nod. “mhm..yeah, I’m ok..are you?” He stops his movements for a second, before continuing and humming, sending vibrations threw your chest. “I’m perfectly content.” You can just feel him smirk.

You shuffle your feet for a second, you thought now would be a great time to confess your feelings. as you open your mouth, the door clicks and opens. Leading you both falling down with you on top of him, the whole crew staring at you and your face the color of a tomato.

Xiao.

> You we’re exploring abandoned ruins and buildings with xiao

> You came across a coffin-shaped box and was looking inside

> until xiao bumped in to you (totally on accident..) and you guys fell in to the coffin

Xiao was underneath you while you were on top.

You were pretty calm, not thinking about anything else other then getting out. You tried to nudge the coffin cover open but you couldn’t from the angle you were at.

You Huff, and whisper in his ear, “hey, xiao, try and nudging the cover off.” your breath fawns his neck and his breath hitches, But he reaches around your body to try and push the cover off. He attempted, but it was a weak attempt- he did that on purpose. Thankfully you couldn’t tell, you figured it was the position you two were in that made it difficult.

You didn’t know what to do, But your arms were getting tired from supporting your body weight, and you didn’t think anyone would come across the ruins anytime soon. You slowly begin to lean your body weight on xiao’s, your breasts Pushed up near his face, your heavy breathing, and your leg between his.

you’re about to relax fully before you feel his hands creep up the back of your thighs and on to your butt. You freeze and your breath hitches. What is he doing? does he think your asleep? You can feel him lean in to your breasts. Wait. Is he sniffing you?? you’re too scared to do or say anything. He rubs his hands up and down your butt and thighs, while nuzzling between your breasts.

His hands seem to be wandering under your clothes, but before his hands can get too far the cover snatches open and you look up to find Hu tao smirking down at you, you’re never gonna live this one down.

10:41 am 7/26/2022

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Characters included; Childe, kaeya, ningguang, beidou, scaramouche, albedo, sucrose, razor, bennett, noelle, fischl

Warning: cursing, very slight NSFW(w/ kaeya/albedo), mentions of drinking.

Childe

Hc: Childe likes bigger women, the more there is the more of you he can touch.

Kaeya

Hc: Kaeya likes to catch you off guard/surprise you from behind with a hug. Also likes to grab your behind whenever he gets the chance to (in public or in private)

Ningguang

Hc: Ningguang will allow you to rest your face in her boobies if you’ve had an extremely rough day

Beidou

Hc: If beidou is drunk enough she’ll grab you into a bear hug but only crushing your face into her boobs

Scaramouche

Hc: Scaramouche would absolutely be intimidated if his partner was taller than him, if he had to look up to talk to you even an inch he would go batshit crazy

Albedo

Hc: Albedo absolutely loves to sketch/draw/paint you. He would ask if you could pose for him sometimes, but if he sees you from afar he’ll quickly sketch you. If you're comfortable with it, he’ll ask if he could sketch your body (like just your bare naked body) Because he admires it like your body is His god

Sucrose

Hc: I can see sucrose as really clumsy, but sometimes she’ll purposely trip over something so you would catch her in your arms, even if her face is completely red, she enjoys it.

Razor

Hc: razor LOVES when you pet him, public, alone, anywhere. If you surprise him with a kiss on his head and a little pet he loves it. Also loves when you praise him

Bennett

Hc: Bennett also LOVES when you praise him, with his bad luck and all he loves the sound of your voice letting him know he’s doing good.

Noelle

Hc: Noelle likes to pick you up! bridal style, on her back, shoulders, whatever. She likes to carry you anywhere and everywhere. Likes when you sit in her lap and let her play with your hair. Also likes when you help her with stuff, or come visit her and have lunch with her

Fischl

Hc: Fischl Likes when you listen to her adventures and theories. She’s sometimes shocked that you don’t get annoyed by her childish actions, instead, you also act childish around her so she’s not alone.

Xiao’s Mark

Xiao x gn!reader

credits to @/ventiqus on tiktok, very cute idea!!

summary—> you and xiao are sitting on the roof of the Inn and you suddenly lean in and kiss the diamond mark on his forehead

warnings/genre—> fluff

After a long day of commissions you and xiao are sitting on the Wangshu Inn roof watching the sun set and the moon rise. You were talking about your day and how your commissions went, while xiao listened and took in all the information while looking at the night sky. You couldn’t take your eyes off him, as his hair ruffled in the wind, Looking at his gorgeous critine yellow eyes, the moonlight casting down upon his face..he was just so..beautiful, you thought.

You caught yourself staring at the mark on his forehead, a diamond shaped mark that was purple. You never questioned what it is and where it came from, you just caught glimpses of it when you could. This time you wanted to do more then look, you were curious, was it soft? rough? hard? what did it feel like, you wanted to touch the strange mark on his forehead more then ever.

Xiao noticed you staring at him for the past 5 minutes because you had stopped talking, finally he look over to you,

“Y/N? is there something wrong?” he asks

Your taken back by his sudden question, you blink a couple times and finally you reply to him “Ah- uhm, no, everything is fine.” you smile and reassure him with your words. His brows furrowed in confusion.

“Then why do you keep staring at me?” ah..he’s noticed you thought.

Your at a loss of words, what are you supposed to tell the adepti? that you were staring at him because you think he’s beautiful? gush about him, TO him? That’s to embarrassing! So you tried to make up an excuse, “Oh uh, haha..i’m not?” wow, that’s the best you got? he obviously didn’t fall for it, He grabbed your wrist and pulled you closer to him, face nearly inches apart from his. You can start to feel the red creep up on your cheeks, making them a bright Rosie red.

“Y/N, tell me what’s wrong.” He says, might come off as a bit rude, but you can hear the slight concern in his voice as he looked at you with his brows furrowed.

You sigh in defeat, looking up at him and giving him a loving smile as you look at his face, then the mark on his forehead. It’s like your body is moving on its own, you lean up to his forehead, cupping his cheeks as you kiss the diamond mark on his forehead and slowly pull back to meet his gaze. The poor adepti is in shock, His eyes are wide, he’s stiff, and honestly, he doesn’t know how to react, he’s at a loss of words as a red hue crosses his cheeks to the tip of his ears. After realizing what you just did, you pull away from him, also flustered at your own actions.

“sorry..I-i..uhm..” you murmur, not knowing how to read his reaction. Did he like it? did he not like it? you couldn’t tell by the face he was making. you try to spit out an explanation but xiao is already cupping your cheeks closing the distance between your faces as his lips touch yours. You two kissed until you broke the contact to breathe, the kiss was passionate and heated. Your eyes fluttered open to look at him. “Xiao..” you whisper his name, before you can say anything else he’s gone. You smile and decide to call it a night and head back to your room at the Inn. Your sure that you’ll be waking up to Xiao perched at your bedroom window with flowers on your bedside table.

✑ 𝓉𝓎𝓅𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒷𝑜𝓎𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝜗𝜚 𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓌𝑒

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So, since Crowe is definitely my fave, so I just had to write more about him! Mostly focus on relationship canons, but shoutout to @i90o3 for the inspo! 

𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔: 18+ NO KIDS (Adults Only) This content contains mature themes unsuitable for children. Please respect the creator's intentions. 

I also threw in a bunch of my own general headcanons because honestly, Crowe has so much lore that I could talk about him forever (I won’t; it’ll be too damn long.)

He's got this whole backstory and vibe that I can't get enough of. Plus, I’m all about fleshing out his character even more, so I added a few of my personal twists on how I see him in different situations, especially when it comes to relationships. 

He's such a layered character, and it's fun to dive deep into his personality.

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Okay, so let's talk about Crowe as a boyfriend. Honestly, he's everything—the perfect mix of charm, attention, and emotional depth. If you're the type of person who wants a relationship that's all about connection, balance, and growing together, Crowe is that guy. 

He's basically the definition of a dream guy—like, he’s got that old-school chivalry thing down, a fucking prince, but it's not forced or anything. It just comes naturally to him. He’s thoughtful in ways that’ll make you smile, like he’s always paying attention to what you need and finding ways to show you he cares. The affection? Relentless, in the best way possible. He’ll make you feel like the center of his universe without hesitation.

And if you’re someone who thinks love can’t be that over-the-top, grand, movie-romance type, Crowe is out here proving everyone wrong. He’s the type to sweep you off your feet with the little things and make every moment together feel like an wonderful love story.

✑ The Gentleman Extraordinaire

GENTLEMAN, GENTLEMAN, GENTLEMAN. DEAR LORD! Okay, okay, hear me out—Crowe. Just Crowe. Like, I started playing the game for Sol—I was all in for Sol, but then Crowe shows up, and suddenly I’m sitting here like, "Sol, who?" Crowe doesn’t just win your heart—he walks in, takes it, and leaves you wondering how you ever lived without him. He’s that boyfriend who ruins all other boyfriends because he’s not trying to compete—he’s just naturally that good at loving you.

He’s got this smooth, polished vibe, like a real-life Prince Charming, but not in some cheesy, over-the-top way. No, Crowe’s the kind of charming that feels real because it is He’s not all about appearances—there’s this kindness and humility that just grounds him. He’s perfect, but not in an intimidating way; he’s perfect in a “why is this man doesn’t exist?” way. T-T

You know when he shows up to meet your friends or family? Game over. He’s got that effortless grace, that charisma that makes everyone around him feel special. Your friends are like, "Wow, he’s amazing," and your mom is already planning the wedding. But here’s the thing—Crowe doesn’t care about impressing everyone. He just cares about you, His whole vibe screams, “I’m here to love you and make your life amazing.” And he does.

He doesn’t wait around asking, “When are you free?” Nope. Crowe says, “Meet me outside in 20,” and next thing you know, you’re at this secret little café, or on a picnic in some perfect, out-of-the-way spot, or just laying on the grass, looking up at the stars that somehow feels magical—not odd because he’s there. And everything he does feels so intentional—like, this man doesn’t try to be romantic; he is romantic.

He’s that guy who makes opening doors and pulling out chairs look like an art form. Like, you could be wearing sweats, but somehow when you’re out with him, the whole scene feels like it belongs in a movie. Oh, and don’t even get me started on his sense of style. 

Date night with Crowe? Babe, you’re not just going out for a night—you’re straight-up walking into a fashion shoot without even trying. This man is obsessed with matching outfits, but not in a cheesy way. Nah, it’s all about that subtle, cohesive vibe—same color schemes, the same textures.

And when you’re brainstorming outfits together? That’s part of the fun! It's like a mini fashion show before the actual date. And don’t even get me started on how he lets you borrow his clothes. You know this man is elite when his clothes smell like pure heaven and still fit you like a glove.

Crowe isn’t just boyfriend material, he’s the whole soulmate package. Like, seriously—he’s everything. I’m not even making this up, this man is next level.

✑ The Romantic Idealist

Crowe loves you like it’s the easiest thing in the world, and he’s not shy about it—like, at all. His love is this big, bold, cinematic thing, but also these soft, quiet moments that hit just as hard. It’s like he’s figured out how to be a walking rom-com and your comfort person all at once.

And Prince? Oh, Prince is charming for sure, but let’s be real: he’s more of a mother hen than some storybook prince. Brittney nailed it when she said that. He’s got that whole “nagging but with love” vibe, plus the way he carries himself. It’s giving “protective energy” more than “royal decree.”

And, Oh, you’ll never be unsure about how he feels. The man says, “I love you,” like it’s second nature—like he doesn’t even realize it’s slipping out half the time. And the way he looks at you? You know, the kind of gaze that makes your knees forget how to function? Yeah, that.

Then there are the little surprises: handwritten notes that are so sweet they feel illegal, gifts that aren’t just thoughtful but feel like they were plucked straight from your Pinterest board, and dates planned around stuff you didn’t even realize you’d mentioned. He’s not just big on the show of it; he’s big on knowing you, like, really knowing you.

And if you’re having a bad day or feeling some type of way? Crowe is on it. Insecurity? What’s that? Because he’s about to drop a forehead kiss, some whispered reassurances or even a whole TED Talk about why you’re literally the best human being alive. He’s not stopping until you believe it.

And flowers? Don’t even get me started. Crowe’s the kind of guy who gives flowers just because it’s Tuesday, and he definitely knows flower language. Like, he’ll bring you a bouquet and casually mention the meaning behind every bloom. It’s all very “main character in a dating sim.” even though he’s very much a second lead energy. You know exactly what I mean.

✑ Intimacy, Comfort, and Softness

Okay, so Crowe’s whole vibe is just… ugh, so comforting, in the way he shows up physically and emotionally. 

Like, this man has a gift for making you feel safe and treasured, but also a little breathless. It’s the way he reads you, you know? He picks up on even the tiniest mood shifts and is right there—whether it’s to hold you, help you, or just let you vent without even asking for it. 

And communication? Oh, he’s the king of creating that safe little bubble where you can spill your guts and not feel judged.

Oh, but don’t let that fool you—this man is such a tease. He loves getting under your skin in that playful, flirty way that has you pouting and glaring at him, and he’s just standing there with this little smirk. And honestly? You’d swear you catch him blushing every now and then when you pout back, but it’s so subtle you almost gaslight yourself into thinking it’s the lighting.

Now, THE HAIR. His Hair ™ deserves its own spotlight. His hair? It’s not just hair—it’s a damn masterpiece. Always soft, always smelling faintly like lavender or jasmine or something that makes you want to bury your face in it forever. Sensitive? Bruh, that doesn't even scratch the surface. It’s like his hair is its own personality and you just have to be ready to spoil it.

And listen, he loves it when you touch it, but you gotta know—if you tug on it? Oh, you're in trouble. This man will melt into a puddle on the spot, and I’m talking instantly, with heart-shaped eyes, simply begging for more.

Soft words, soft touches—the whole package. He’s the kind of person who will cup your face like you're the most important thing in the world and just whisper how incredible you are.

Or he’ll casually tuck a strand of your hair behind your ear while you’re talking like it’s no big deal, but it makes you feel like you're wrapped up in this cozy, gentle bubble. Honestly, it’s the kind of affection that just melts you.

Now, let's get into the real fun stuff—his hair again. Seriously, I can't stop thinking about it. If I could just run my fingers through it all day, I’d be in heaven. I’m talking brushing it, styling it, putting little clips in there, or just running my hands through it like it’s my job. And that braid of his? Don’t even get me started. 

It’s like the second I see it, all I can think about is how much I want to get my hands on it. His hair is so silky smooth you just want to sink your fingers into it. And when you massage his scalp? Man, he’s out like a light. 

You’d have him all peaceful and chill, just resting on your chest, no worries. It’s like his version of a personal reset button. I can’t even deal with how perfect that sounds.

Oh yeah! Let’s talk about his sleep, though. Crowe sleeps like a freaking Disney princess. Aurora who? Like, imagine the most peaceful, beautiful sleeping face ever. And okay, yeah, there’s a bit of a “corpse but make it art” vibe, because how can anyone look that good just… lying there? I’m sorry, but until you see him sleeping, you don’t even know what beauty is.

Crowe is all about that closeness, like, he loves resting his head on you. Whether it’s on the top of your head or just leaning on your shoulder, he thrives on that kind of support. It’s like his way of saying he trusts you with his energy.

And if you smell nice? Oh, he’s all about it. Like, if you're wearing something musky, floral, or have a hint of perfume, he’s in heaven. It’s like his little sensory heaven, and he’ll lean in a little closer just to get that extra whiff. 

When it comes to hugs, it’s a mutual effort—you both kinda have this rhythm after learning each other’s boundaries. But when you do hug, Crowe’s hands usually find their way to your waist, not your chest or neck. It’s like this cozy, grounded thing where he wants to feel close but also be respectful of space. 

If you’re feeling extra chill with him, he’d probably fall asleep in your arms, no questions asked. This boy just needs rest, and you’re the perfect pillow. But if he does fall asleep while hugging you? Good luck getting those arms to move. It’s like they’re made of steel or something—they’re not going anywhere. And honestly, who would want them to? It feels so good being wrapped up in his arms. 

Seriously, though, his hugs are just addictive. Like, once you get one, you just want more. It’s warm, comforting, and feels like a personal little world just between the two of you. But the only thing that could top his hugs? His kisses, hands down. So yeah, just shower him with hugs—he’s craving it, especially when it’s just the two of you, behind closed doors. You’re honestly doing him a favor. 

And oh, the kisses? Don’t even get me started. Crowe is ALL about them. Need kisses? Boom. Hands, cheeks, forehead, neck—whatever you want, he’s got you covered. And if you’re cool with a PDA? Honey, he’s laying it on thick. Like, smooches in front of everyone if anyone even thinks about making you jealous. But if you’re not into PDA, he’s got this smooth way of keeping you close—hand on your waist, pulling you into conversations, constantly checking in with those little glances that just scream, you’re my world.

And when it comes to love? Crowe doesn’t do things halfway. Do you need reassurance? He’s sitting you down for the most real heart-to-heart. Do you want more kisses? Babe, he’s already on it, no hesitation. If you’re the jealous type? Oh, he’s not just telling you he loves you; he’s showing it, making it crystal clear to everyone else, too. 

And the pet names? My love, my dove, my heart—he’s laying them on THICK with a capital T; I swear to god, those aren’t the exact nicknames from the games, more like examples as I want you guys to see for yourself—I was 

eating it up every single time.

✑ The Ultimate Hype Man

Crowe is that person who’s just built to hype you up. Like, your wins? Automatically his wins. He’s out here making sure everyone and their mama knows just how proud he is of you.  

He’s got this major Cheerleader Energy—like, you fold some laundry? He’s clapping like you just won an Oscar. Nailed a test? He’s ready to throw a full-on parade. Crowe’s the type to back you all the way on chasing your passions, too, with advice that’s useful. He’s not just about celebrating you; he’s about pushing you to grow, making sure you keep leveling up while he cheers at every step.  

And oh, the reliability? Unmatched. Whether you need someone to hash out a problem, cheer you through a tough time, or just sit there as your unshakable rock, he’s there. No doubts, no drama. You can count on him to show up, fully present—both physically and emotionally.  

Also, let’s talk about his socials. They’re basically a love letter to you. Couple  pics, goofy candids, and those long, heartfelt stories where he’s just out here spilling about how lucky he is? Crowe’s all about letting the world know how much he adores you.  

✑ Tailored to You

Crowe’s love language? All of them. He's like a walking, talking Swiss Army knife of affection, but with a twist: “I will become whatever you need me to be.” It's honestly wild. His default? Quality Time and Acts of Service, no question. He's the type of guy to be like, "I love you, and here's how I’m going to prove it." But the real magic happens when he adjusts based on whatever makes you happy. Do you like something? Oh, bet. He’ll be all over it, mastering it just for you.

— Physical Touch?  

Crowe's all about that. Like, he will hold your hand just because, mess with your hair while you're chilling, and literally just hug the life out of you. It’s not some half-hearted stuff either—it’s the kind of touch that screams, “You are my world, and I’ll keep you close.” 

— Acts of Service?

If you think you’re doing anything on your own, think again. Crowe's the guy who’s like, “Need help with your assignments? He’ll be a tutor, even if do doesn’t the material, he’ll pay someone or learn it himself. Running errands? I’ve got it covered.” He's all in on making your life easier, and that’s his way of showing love. He’ll get you that coffee you like without even asking.

— Words of Affirmation?

Man, if you thought he was shy with his words, you clearly don't know Crowe. He’s got this endless list of compliments, and he’s not shy about throwing them your way. “You’re amazing, you’re perfect, here’s why—let me list it out for you.” And let’s be real, he can’t stop talking about how great you are. Like, you’ll be sitting with him and next thing you know, he's telling his friends, “They are literally the best person ever,” and his friends just like, “Okay, we get it, you’re in love.”

— Quality Time?

When he’s with you, every second matters. Doesn’t matter if you’re just hanging out, watching a movie, or even just sitting there. He makes everything feel intentional like this moment *right now* is the only one that matters. He’s not just there, he’s fully present, and that makes everything feel special.

— Gift Giving?

This man doesn't just grab anything random. Oh no, every gift is like a peek into his brain where he’s thought about what would make you smile. It’s always something meaningful that shows he’s paying attention to what you care about. It’s like he can see straight into your soul and get you exactly what you didn’t even know you wanted.

✑ Tailored to Him 

When it comes to receiving love, though? Crowe’s all about Words of Affirmation and Quality Time, with a little sprinkle of Physical Touch in there. And honestly, it makes sense because (okay, I’m guessing here), but he probably has some deep, emotional baggage—like, maybe trauma? I NEED more into his backstory because something made him this way. 

— Words of Affirmation?  

They’re everything to him. Sometimes he just needs you to remind him that he’s doing okay. Tell him he’s not a failure, that he’s enough, and watch him melt. Like, imagine gently cupping his face and whispering, “You’re amazing, Crowe.” Boom. He’s soft, he’s vulnerable, and he’s all yours.

— Quality Time?  

With his hectic schedule (hello, Student Council energy), any second you spend with him is like gold. And don’t even get me started on the fact that If you ask to hang out? Instant heart eyes. And the man STARES, okay? Like a full-on, unapologetic admiration station. Whether you’re looking back at him or not, he’s just soaking you in because, in his eyes, you’re an actual deity. 

Oh, and when you are together? Physical touch is always there—subtle but constant. Hand-holding, arm-brushing, waist-hugging, you name it. If he can be close to you, he’s doing it. He’s the definition of “can’t get enough.”

— And let me just say: physical affection. Crowe is touch-starved in the most endearing way—not like clingy, but in this quiet, unspoken plea of “please hold me; I need this, and I deserve it.” And when he kisses you? Wowww. No, like wow. It’s not just a kiss—it’s an experience, okay?  

It starts so softly like he’s testing the waters, his lips brushing against yours like you’re the most fragile, precious thing in the world. He’s careful, almost reverent as if he’s scared to rush and miss a single second of it. But then there’s this shift—like something deep inside him just snaps—and it becomes desperate. Not in a bad way, but like he’s trying to communicate all the emotions he can’t quite put into words. His lips move against yours with this urgency, like he’s afraid that if he lets go, the moment will slip through his fingers.  

And his hands? Oh, his hands tell their own story. They’re soft and deliberate, cupping your face like you’re his whole world, his thumbs gently brushing over your cheekbones. Sometimes his fingers hold your hair, pulling you just a little closer like he can’t get enough. Other times, his hands settle on your waist, grounding him, but there’s this light tremble—like even touching you sends a wave of overwhelming affection through him.  

And the thing is, you can feel it in his kiss—that he’s been waiting for this moment, craving it, but also savoring every second because it’s you. 

There’s this mix of sweetness and fire like he’s pouring every ounce of love, longing, and unspoken vulnerability into it. And when he pulls away? His eyes—oh my god—his deep blue eyes. They linger on you, his forehead resting against yours as he catches his breath, looking at you like you’re the only person in the universe. He doesn’t even need to say it—you know in that moment just how deeply, madly, and completely he’s fallen for you. 

✑ Flaws? Hardly. But…

Crowe’s not perfect, but that’s the thing—his flaws are part of his charm, you know? 

Like, he’s this guy who’ll go out of his way to keep the peace. He’s not about unnecessary drama and will dodge a tough conversation if he can. But here’s the thing—his love for you? It’s bigger than his fear of awkwardness or confrontation. He’ll choose to work through it for the sake of the relationship every time. 

Take how he probably freaked out about confessing to you. Terrified. 

I bet he couldn’t stop thinking about how much he didn’t want to ruin what you two already had. But when push comes to shove, he’d face that fear head-on because, for him, it’s worth it. And don’t even get me started on what happens if someone dares to hurt or disrespect you. 

Sweet, peace-loving Crowe? Gone. You’ll see this bold, fiery version of him who’ll stand up for you without hesitation.

The thing about Crowe is he’ll do everything to make you happy, but sometimes he forgets about himself in the process. He’s so busy putting everyone else first that he can burn out or feel underappreciated, especially if he doesn’t see the same effort coming back. So yeah, remind him now and then that you’ve got his back too. He’ll probably act all humble about it, but he needs it.

And let’s be real—he’s not used to being the one cared for. Crowe’s always been the caretaker, so letting you in? Yeah, he’ll need a little nudge. (Cue those moments where he low-key deflects when it gets too real—classic fanfic material)

His conflict-avoidance thing? That’s where it gets tricky. Like, he won’t let you walk away from an argument upset—no chance. He’ll bend over backward to smooth things over because he has to see you happy. But if the shoe’s on the other foot? Spoiler alert: he might not just come out and say what’s bothering him. Instead, he’ll hit you with questions, all casual-like, about stuff that might be bugging him. It’s almost sneaky, but it’s totally him trying to figure things out without making it a thing.

And oh, my God, the romance. Crowe HAS TO BE extra af. Grand gestures, public displays—he’s all in, and everyone around you is swooning or jealous. It’s cute, don’t get me wrong, but if you’re the shy type? Yeah, good luck with that.

✑ 𝑔𝑒𝓃 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓈 + 𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔

So, disclaimer upfront: none of this is canon, just my thoughts and headcanons. A lot of these ideas come from some scenes in the game (spoilers ahead) and his character profile, which I'll share at the end for context. 

Okay, so something about Crowe just screams "rich kid" to me. I know, it’s probably obvious to some people, but hear me out. In the game, he lives on the other side of town, right? And, spoilers, there’s that scene where he has a driver pick him up on the second day when you two get caught in the rain and at the end of the night, he has to go home.

Like, come on, rich people don’t just walk in the rain, they have drivers. Then let's talk about his clothes for a second. His shirts, especially that purple one, are super fancy. Like, where do you even buy a button-up shirt with that many buttons, and in that exact shade of purple? Not from a fast fashion store. I’m no expert on high-end clothes, but I’m pretty sure those are designer. 

Anyway, he’s definitely got a backstory in the whole “rich hierarchy” world, though I think he’s dropped down a peg or two. After all creator said so herself that Crowe story will be pretty rocky. 

There are two ways you can lose that high-ranking rich status: either you flunk out of a class or you do something big that gets you kicked out. 

And with Crowe? I feel like it’s the second option. He’s definitely got that chip on his shoulder like he’s got something to prove, you know? That intense drive to show everyone that he’s more than just whatever they think of him.

Example One! First-day scene.

So, if you choose the option (though, if I remember correctly, I think you’d become all overwhelmed), you end up having a little cry fest because you’re so worried about being too much for Crowe. 

You’re thinking you’re being overbearing, like maybe you’ve crossed a line, and it’s all too much. So, you’re crying up on the roof—classic, right? But after that, you dry those tears, pull yourself together, and go off to your next class. And, of course, Crowe finds you. And you know what? He’s already comforting you because he can see right through the tired, tear-streaked face and knows exactly what went down. 

But then, just when you think it’s a nice moment, someone from the student council shows up, searching for Crowe. They say he’s been looking for you all over the place, and they need him right now. And Crowe’s response? 

“I don’t fucking care…” Honestly, that moment threw me off guard, but also—like, low-key swoony? Like, you don’t see that kind of attitude every day, and it was kinda hot. 

Now, let’s talk about Crowe’s library scene—oh man. So, Crowe kinda tests you there. He asks if you’d still stick by “Marie Antoinette” (which I think he’s talking about mom in metaphor) even with all the nasty rumors flying around about her. He’s basically asking if you’d trust her, or if you’d believe all the gossip from both the rich and poor folks alike. And the way he reacts if you choose to stay loyal to her? 

Tears in his eyes. Earn points. It’s heartbreaking, honestly. You can tell he’s got so much riding on that trust like it really means the world to him.

But if you fall for the rumors and go with what everyone else says, Crowe’s visibly upset, and you lose points for it. It’s a tough call, right? Like, on one hand, the rumors could be true, but on the other, I feel like you should trust the person you know best. Trust is everything to him, and it’s hard not to see that.

Also, I’m pretty sure Crowe is an only child. I’m just feeling that vibe, you know? I headcanon that his mom (or both parents, but mostly his mom) are always off working or traveling for work, leaving him alone for long stretches of time. So, he probably spends a lot of time by himself. 

That means he does all the household chores and probably picks up a lot of cooking skills, but here’s the thing: I don’t think he actually eats what he makes that often. He’s probably so used to being alone that he just makes meals for himself but ends up bringing the food to campus for you instead. It’s like a weirdly thoughtful gesture, even if it’s a little lonely at its core. 

Okay, so I have to add to this because of the new Crowe update? 

Literally a chef's kiss. I just played it recently since I’ve been swamped with finals, so I’m a little behind, but omg. I’m so here for it. Like, I can't wait to see how the story unfolds and especially how Sol’s gonna react to everything. Dammit, creator, why make us wait for it? But honestly, I’ll wait. It’s gonna be worth it, I’m sure.

And, so before the update, Crowe was kinda just... there. Like, we all knew we had a crush on him, but there wasn’t really much to grab onto, you know? But this update? Oh my god, it’s like they gave him a whole new personality and I’m living for it. He’s such a dreamboat prince now, I just wanna smother him in kisses! Like, mwah, mwah, mwah—someone stops me before I turn into a full-on fangirl. Or Sol himself.

For real, I was laughing the whole time, twirling my hair like some cheesy romcom character. He’s got this whole new charm that’s completely irresistible, and I’m just here for all of it. His vibes are adorable, lowkey a lil freak. If you know, you know.

Like, how did they make him so adorable all of a sudden? He’s the good boy we never knew we needed; he’s out here winning hearts left and right. Seriously, how can you not love him now? I’m obsessed.

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Heya pal, saw you writing for touchstarved so I wanted to ask which characters would you write for? I'll prepare a list for your reqs then huehehehejehej

I would mainly write vere, leander, and Ais ..idk abt kuras and mhin because In my opinion their personalities are kind of difficult to write for (for me atleast) I guess it would depend on what the prompt was. But for now I’d just say Vere, Leander and Ais (Ais is my babe)

I need to leave your request inbox alone 💀💀

My request is Diluc and scaramouche with a S/o That's euphemisms and Friendly-fire threats are Ridiculous.

As an example, He tells s/o he love them. And instead of giving a simple "i love you."

For Diluc, S/o goes "You better, Or else, I'll Punch you so hard That Ponytail starts Orbiting Around Your Head like planet mercury😐."

Or if it's scara saying "i love you". They'll go. "You should, Who else Could love That big ass forehead, Walkin round here, lookin like megamind n shit. 🤨"

HELP?? MEGAMIND?? PLANET MERCURY?? please never leave my inbox alone your ideas are fantastic; Anyway, I only did dilucs because I didn’t want to put this ask off anymore, enjoy!

Warning(s)/genre—> No warnings, pronouns not mentioned. Fluff

this is shorter then I predicted..oops

Diluc;

He was leaving for a trip, he wouldn’t be back for a couple weeks; you both wanted to say your goodbyes before he left.

He took both both of your hands in his, rubbing small circles on your knuckles; bringing them up to his lips and softly kissing them. He didn’t want to leave, and you didn’t want him to leave either. But it’s business, convincing each other that time will fly, and he’ll be back soon.

“Diluc” he hums in acknowledgment, looking in to your eyes. “It’s getting late, you should leave. You don’t want to be late, right?” you give him a soft smile, and he nods. Letting go of your hands, he kisses your forehead, then your lips.

“I love you” he says, and you smirk, looking up at him with a smug look on your face; “You better, Or else I’ll punch you so hard that ponytail of yours will start orbiting around your head like planet mercury” you playfully scoff, and he only sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. “why, are you like this?” you giggle, “that’s a great question, a question that can’t be answered.” He dramatically sighs again and smiles,

“What am I gonna do with you?”

“hmm, you could kiss me goodbye again?”

8:19 am 10/08/2021

Tattoos

diluc x fem!reader

summary—> one day you decide to get a tattoo of diluc’s bird of flame aka “Dawn” (that’s what his Q/ ultimate elemental attack is called, with the bird thingy, yeah you get it)

warnings—> non, pure fluff, maybe a tiny bit suggestive? nothing to bad

A/N; Sorry this is kinda short, idk how i feel about this fan fic but i hope you guys like it </3

You have thought about getting a tattoo for some time now, but you never actually found the time to get the tattoo(s). After seeing one of your friends get a tattoo, you finally decided on what tattoo to get, inspired by diluc’s ultimate attack. You wanted to consult with diluc before you went and got it.

You walked into angels share, walked up to the bar where diluc was. smiling and saying, “I’m getting a tattoo!” He raised his eyebrow and look up at you, he hummed in response and went back to cleaning the glass he was holding. He didn’t take you seriously, honestly he thought you were just joking, that’s until he came home to you with just a bathrobe on, your chest visible with a red/orange bird across just above your breasts.

He stared at you, standing in the door way. You looked up from your book and raised an brow at him. You smile and place your book down. Opening your robe a little more to see, “Do you like it?” your boyfriend looks at you, face almost as red as his hair, steps closer to you, “You..you actually got it..” You giggle in response, “Did you not believe me when i told you? come here.” he walks over to you and sits on the edge of the bed, he raises his hand to touch the tattoo, he hesitates, gives you a look for approval, You nod and feel as his hot finger tips braise your chest over the tattoo. You blush at the contact, but it feels nice, you take his free hand in yours and kiss his knuckles, “I’m glad you like it” He kisses your chest where the tattoo lays and says, “I love it..”

Wait, s/o taking Scara and Xiao to a family gathering for the first time. And s/o is Making Xiao/scara a plate. And s/o's mom is like "aww, well who is this?" And Her cousins start flocking around them And S/o is like "oh, right, hun, meet my family." And then she turns and Just goes. "Family, meet my precious little Kitty meow meow." And then proceeds to put her hands on her knees and starts baby-talking the shit outta him, just because S/o is taller than Him.

“Babying”

scaramouche x reader | xiao x reader (separate)

A/N; Ok this fic did not turn out like the ask, I just went off of what i remembered. so sorry but i’m way too lazy and tired to re start this took so long, Hopefully this is good enough 😢

summary—> reader babying on scara and xiao during a family gathering.

warning(s)/genre—> Fluff, slight cursing in scara’s, no pronouns mentioned for the reader. (scara’s part is a little short)

Xiao;

was against going to this family reunion with you. He complained on why he had to attend with you, and why you couldn’t go alone to see YOUR family.

Holding up your hand with the wedding band on it, and telling him how he’s now part of your family convinced him enough.

It was a long journey to fontaine, but you both made it in one piece.

Holding his hand, walking to the location, everyone turned their heads, all attention was now on you and your adepti husband.

waving your free hand and greeting everyone, your other hand occupied by your husbands, everyone turned their heads, excitingly greeting you and calling out your name, hugs were given and received. A bunch of questions where asked until one of your close cousins squealed,

“O M G!! Y/N!! Is this xiao!? YOUR HUSBAND!!?? he’s much shorter then expected !” she screamed out, bouncing on her heels, everyone started swarming, talking about his height, and comparing it to yours. which he absolutely hated, but tried not to burst in front of your loved ones.

You smile, turning to xiao and bending down a bit, squishing and pulling his cheeks, “yes he is!! my wittle’ adorable husband, the best partner I could ever ask for! yes he is!” you babied him, giggling, getting a couple laughs from others.

Xiao’s face was heating up, out of anger, embarrassment, and because you complimented him. He squirms and manages to swat your hands away, “stop that.” he says sternly, “aww your so cute when your embarrassed, aren’t you? cutie cutie” still toying with him, he gives her a small glare that tells you to knock it off or he’ll explode, you finish with the teasing, patting his head.

Turning to your family, finally answering their question; “yes! this is my husband, Xiao.” you hold out your hand with the ring on it and smirk, “officially off limits, hehe”

Scaramouche;

You had to drag him to your family reunion. Physically drag him because he refused to go

complained threw the whole trip about how this is a waste of time

deep down he was just angry and scared of your family not liking him. (and him not liking your family)

immediately everyone went quiet and looked at you guys, especially scara, because they’ve never seen anyone like him before.

They all just looked, whispering amongst themselves, “that’s they’re new boyfriend..?” “why does he look so angry..” “..He’s one of the fatui harbingers, isn’t he?” “are you sure? he’s rather short..”

“Ahem..” you cough in to your hand to get everyone’s attention, “this is my boyfriend ! scaramouche, say hii” you ruffle his hair and talk in a babyish tone, “come on scara! you can do it, say hi to the nice people~” you squish his cheeks but he’s quick to smack your hand away, “fuck off” he huffs and turns his head, cheeks tinted red in embarrassment. you giggle and turn your attention to your family members, “don’t mind him, he’s just in a grumpy mood, he didn’t have his nap~” he snaps his head around glaring daggers at you, but you pay no mind. “Your obnoxious.” you hum in acknowledgment, “You don’t say that when we’re-“ “-OK OK” his cheeks are red and he looks down.

You wrap your arm around his and peck his forehead, then his cheek, then his lips. “alright, I won’t bug you anymore, cutie.”

8:18 pm 9/22/2021

Hey! Just saw that the unofficial discord server for Homicipher is gone from my server list. Was I specifically removed or was the server taken down?

it was deleted, but I plan on making another one! I’ll post the link on my profile when I do