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Oh my god their gonna be at it for the next 400 million years I'm sick this is awful this is inevitable wtf Megatron is not looking at him his looking at the matrix oh their both oh so betrayed by each other this is SICK SICK I TELL YOU-

i redrew that one bumblebee and optimus hugging gif in their transformers one designs...

holding my stupid son like a subway sandwich because hes subway sandwich shaped

Transformers One poster from Studio Trigger

no one asked but here's the 4 seconds clip of OPLA Chopper HE LOOKS SO VELVETY 😭 MY BABYYY

*SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*

WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO WATCH TRANSFORMERS ONE

(that women better be free or I'll drag her to the theatres myself mark my words. We WILL watch Transformers One. Yeeeessss)

Finished Tangled Web and honestly?? Not much to say

Slay Black Arachania for getting out of the mind link though

Uh... Knowing the episode after this is gonna break me badly... Uh ouh boi-

I should probably liveblog my time watching/rewatching beast wars but uhh... so far its an episode per night

Oh well

Honorable screenshots from "Coming Of The Fuzors"

Megatrons coolass watch

This

Optimus and his hoverboard

And finally

MEGATRON AND HIS SKATES AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mkay that's all

This reblog is alot longer than usual, well that's because I haven't seen these episodes yet so uh... to me it's understandable that I have ALOT of thoughts

okay see yall next reblog! 👋

I should probably liveblog my time watching/rewatching beast wars but uhh... so far its an episode per night

Oh well

"COMING OF THE FUZORS" part 1 and 2 done ehe

Screenshots incoming!!!

GET CUBED BUG BOY

"after you my lady"

God kill me pls their so cute

POV: taking pictures for the family portrait (Quickstrike so so short hshchsbfudbdksh)

can't believe Dinobot just went to Shakespeare his ass on a mountain (I fear whatever he said may be foreshadowing-)

I love Quickstrike so far

Okay but slay though-

Remimds me of when an adult tries to ride those kiddy cars (laughed my ass off I'm sorry lol)

SLIVERBOLT GETTING PRINCESS BY DINOBOT HIMSELF??? MANS LIVING THE DREAM

If I had a nickel for when a bot get hit in the balls I'd have two nickels

Which isn't alot but it's weird that it happen twice (again do they have balls)

I should probably liveblog my time watching/rewatching beast wars but uhh... so far its an episode per night

Oh well

I need to make a separate post for this but-

MEGATRON CAN SKATE

HE SKATES

IM GOING INSANE

need more people to draw dinobots freakishly large mouth. as much as i love the way most people draw him (as having a mouth that ends at the edges of his helm)

his jaw REGULARLY unhinges like this and NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT

See how I reacted to Transformer One spoilers on Tiktok? Very mindful, very demure

(I freaked the fucked out to the point where my mother had to ask whats wrong)

Thank you for being my friend, Bumblebee!!

Okay, S2! "Aftermath"

Their transmetal designs-

It's gonna take me awhile to get used to them I guess- (will miss their og beast modes but we must go on)

My favourite moments here is deffo just Rhinnox. Love the man honestly. I screen recorded those moments and reblogs don't allow videos so... Sad really

Anyways not much to say? Idk I'm looking foward to meeting Quickstrike. The cowboy sounding bot.

I like cowboys can't yall tell?

I should probably liveblog my time watching/rewatching beast wars but uhh... so far its an episode per night

Oh well

teehee

they look at gay people

HEY GUYS I'M BACK

Just finished "Before the Storm" "Other Voices" Part1 and 2!!!

Meaning I've finished season 1 baby!!! YEAAAHHH!!!

Took me months but here we are. Finally. I'm where I lefted off before I took a break from transformers.

Anyways I have screenshots I wanna share;

MEGATRON HAS A PHOTO OF HIMSELF WHDHHDBDJDHDVDH SELF LOVE GUYS~

URRGGGHHHH HE'S SO SEXY PRIMUS KILL MEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHH

HE HAS A BATHTUB OUH MY GOOOD

*pat* (shfuruveidhehdhfhsjhdjx)

HE KICKED 'IM IN THE BALLS AHAHHAHAHAH (do cybertronians have balls-)

Okay I'm done. See yall for season 2! Heard its gonna be a ride... ouh man-

I should probably liveblog my time watching/rewatching beast wars but uhh... so far its an episode per night

Oh well

That movie trailer looked awful

I'm gonna take out my Minecraft Story Mode dvd. I need to worship it.

I need to cleanse my soul

LMFAOOO I LOVE HOW PPL ARE APOLOGIZING TO MINECRAFT STORY MODE BC THE TEASER FOR THE NEW MOVIE WAS THAT BAD

as an og mcsm fan i find this fucking hilarious like yall BETTER apologize

Here's a little cyberverse comic I made;

I don't think a tree branch can support a robot-

what the FUCK happens in cyberverse

Here's a list just off the top of my head, in no particular order. MASSIVE spoilers ahead.

-Wheeljack keeps making party drugs. This is not only accepted but wholly encouraged by the Autobots. He's made the bot equivalent to cocaine so strong it made grimlock physically unable to stop himself from running around the ship at mach 5. This was the basis for an entire episode. He's also made patches that give you a direct link to the Allspark that he passed out at a party specifically to get everyone as fucked up as physically possible. I cannot overemphasize that Optimus make no effort to stop this until things turn destructive on both occasions.

-Soundwave and Shockwave completely fucking hate each other and have a whole rivalry trying to be a better and more useful follower for Megatron than each other.

-Soundwave is a fucking memelord who will play clown music or dramatic riffs to dunk on people from the soundboard he has built into his hardware.

-theres a sort of liminal dimension referred to as Unspace that you can get stuck in and if you are there for too long you will straight up disintegrate. We see this happen to the entire crew aboard the arc from different timelines several times while the main timeline crew we follow tries to escape this fate, thus dooming dozens of other timelines.

-Cheetor is basically Allspark Jesus, and he's tired of all the fighting, so he tries to have Optimus and Megatron settle their differences once and for all. The chosen method for this was making them both play the Newlywed Game. They were both terrible at it, the MegOp Divorce agenda is alive and well.

-the Quintessons invade Cybertron and stick the entire population into a simulation a la The Matrix, which slowly drains their life force until they die. This kills countless unnamed Cybertronians, both Autobot and Decepticon, as well as Hound, who does not get to appear on screen.

-the Quintessons also catch Starscream, rip his face off, and modify him into an Eldritch tentacle beast with his brain attached to two other aliens, and then appoint that amalgamation as the judge that decides the fate of the universe in regards to whether they exterminate all life within it.

-Shockwave commits suicide for Megatron's approval. He launches his spark straight into the Allspark to taint it specifically as a last desperate fuck you to the autobots.

-Soundwave acquired laserbeak by just kind of grabbing a random bird out of the sky.

-Soundblaster is an ex-decepticon that left out of shame. That shame being Soundwave beating his ass in a beatboxing competition so fuckin hard he couldn't show his face around his faction anymore.

-The autobots keep starscream captive and try to get him to take a therapy session with the Arc's AI, and he starts out willing to actually give it a shot but said AI is kind of Stupid and screamer ends up tricking him into letting him escape through an air vent to go wreak havoc instead.

-Starscream also starts a suicide cult with the other Seekers, gains control of Vector Sigma and the Allspark, has the seekers forfeit their sparks to him, thus resulting in a cosmically powered Starscream. He uses that power to "remake" his followers into scraplets that he refers to as, with nothing but love in his tone, his "children."

-Shockwave and Wheeljack are shown to be ex lab partners. Shockwave has an army of drones that look exactly like his altmode that Wheeljack helped program. They are programmed to be able to break out into a coordinated dance number at any given time. Originally this was just to make Wheeljack laugh. Shockwave kept that function in throughout the entire war and initiates it the second there's a truce and Wheeljack asks to see it again.

-Shockwave kidnaps Wheeljack at one point for Science Under Duress purposes and Wheeljack is too invested in all the sweet fuckin tech Shockwave's been making while they were apart to really care that he's being held against his will, and then proceeds to escape without too much issue because he knows Shockwave well enough to know exactly how to disable everything.

-Bumblebee distracts the Decepticons by running in front of their surveillance cameras and shaking his ass in the most underwhelming way imaginable.

-Grimlock is only stupid when he's in his altmode because it takes a lot of power to sustain and he has to sacrifice some of his higher brain functions to keep it manageable. In robot mode he talks like he went to an Ivy League college and knows what champagne tastes like. He throws upscale parties every chance he gets.

-Grimlock also helped start an anticapitalist revolution with Bumblebee when he found an underground society of insect transformers that had a rigid caste system. This was within moments of finding out that the ultra wealthy were hoarding the limited energon reserves for themselves. Grimlock is a comrade and he does not fuck around.

-Skybyte is here and he sounds like Skeletor.

-Windblade and Slipstream are nemeses and somehow it's even more toxic yuri coded than Arcee and airachnid in tfp.

-speaking of Arcee, she's besties with Grimlock. They at one point have a physical fight over who gets to die to protect the other.

-hot rod and soundwave are forced to share leadership over the team of bots and cons that escaped the quintessons' simulation and it's packed with so much homoerotic tension its unreal.

-Maccadam is some kind of lovecraftian war machine that can unfold himself into a whole armory whenever he feels like it. We have no idea what his whole altmode looks like, all we see are the ominous shadows of the weapons on the walls. He uses this specifically as a threat to keep anyone from fighting in his bar bc he's insistent it remain neutral ground. He also can kinda just. See into the future. And casually drops prophecies that get written off as spoonerisms until they turn out to be relevant.

-Optimus Prime has horrific social anxiety that he can kind of power through when he's in a crisis, but the second things are chill and he has to give a speech at a party or something he simply does not know how to function.

-the entire planet of Velocitron gets taken over by cosmic rust and everyone inhabiting it that couldn't escape in time was killed horrifically.

-cosmos is a girl and she hangs out with a dude named Meteorfire who is, for all intents and purposes, just robot Steve Irwin.

-Astrotrain keeps closing doors in people's faces for the funny

-Megatron is killed by a version of himself from an alternate universe that went nuts and starting creating a master race of perfect Decepticons to inhabit Cybertron. Said perfect Decepticons were carbon copies of idw Tarn in all but personality.

-Acidstorm is canonically genderfluid and keeps switching between male and female seeker frames whenever they feel like it

-Kup, who had not been in the show at all until this point, decides to show up and narrate an entire episode like hes giving a political speech.

And, the infamous one we all know and love

-Megatron is a twitch streamer and he livestreams Starscream's fucking funeral. The chat has custom Decepticon emotes.

HI I'M BACK!!!

lmao sorry took so long, got busy lol

Anyways, just watched the "Law of the jungle" and honestly? Idk how to feel about this episode. Poor Tigertron though-

(hey does that mean Tigertron doesn't eat anything at all? Or-)

Oh and have this screenshot;

It's like, their scolding a child I'm crying- with the animation aswell god-

I should probably liveblog my time watching/rewatching beast wars but uhh... so far its an episode per night

Oh well

How do you feel about Megatron and Dinobot being exes

What vines- HOLY SH- *crashes into vines*

hey guys i made a quiz so you can find out what beast wars character you are. its 100% factual no takebacks.

I found this old "comic" in my folder so I thought it would be time to post it.

(Blurr is a professional spy ofc he's not gonna let his boss catch him photoshopping his likeness)

Okay so far I've finished episode 22 "The Low Road" and I fricking love this episode man. It's so cartoony and looney tones-ish. Enjoyed it a'lil to much for the average person

Honorable mentions from the episode;

Dinobots ass;

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THAT ASS? DOUBLE CHEECKED UP, ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON, HELLA ASS THE SUN IS STILL UP-

Every single time Rattrap and Dinobot squabble. Very entertaining 10/10, I learnt new insults. (I may or may not have applied it already)

When the maximals burst into Tarantulas lair but Rattrap says it's all good as he walks underneath Megatron. (He called them or Optimus "scrap babies" wtf-) (I had to put on subtitles for that cause I thought I heard it wrong)

There's more but honestly? Love the episode altogether hehe

I'll have more tomorrow hopefully (no I can't I have math 😭)

I should probably liveblog my time watching/rewatching beast wars but uhh... so far its an episode per night

Oh well

I should probably liveblog my time watching/rewatching beast wars but uhh... so far its an episode per night

Oh well

HE CALLED IT A DOUBLE DATE FJFUUEHEUDUDBFJIFBEBAAAAAHHHHHH

<- is delusional