Me When My Comfort-blorpos Are Actually Just Middle Aged Sad Losers 😔😔😔

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7

Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.

Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.

Avar: Excuse me-

Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-

Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.

Kantam: Why are you smiling?

Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?

Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Stellan: What’s this?

Elzar: My to-do list.

Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.

Elzar: Exactly.

Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.

Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 25

Vernestra: Why are Avar and Stellan sitting with their backs to each other?

Elzar: They had a fight.

Vernestra: Then why are they holding hands?

Elzar: They get sad when they fight.

Avar: here El and I made you a friendship bracelet in craft class, he already wears his and this is mine and if you take yours, we all three have them

Elzar: that way, everyone knows that we three belong together :)))

Stellan: i'm not really a jewellery person

Avar, with a sad face: oh okay well you don’t have to wear it if you don’t want to-

Stellan: No, I'm wearing it forever. Back off.

Elzar: *tells a really stupid joke*

Stellan: You're not funny.

Avar: I think he's funny.

Stellan: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on the internet.

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Firebrands stuff idk

They went to take a nap afterwards (Avar was very tired)

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5

Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you

Elzar: yeah and I did that

Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios

Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]

Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two

Avar: What was that?

Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO

Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]

Elzar: cannibalism

Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 15

Avar, angrily: ARE YOU-

Elzar: fucking.

Avar: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Elzar: fucking.

Avar: IDIOT-

Kantam: …what was that?

Elzar: Stellan banned Avar from swearing, so i volunteered to help her out

Kantam: i think you just like saying the f word.

Elzar: that doesn’t make my job any less important.

Stellan: Elzar, that was a stop sign.

Elzar, driving: I’ll stop twice on the way back.

Avar: Orla, can I talk to you for a second?

Orla: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You, Stellan and Elzar are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Avar: What? Ew, no, stop that

Avar: …not because you’re not attractive or so but I’m pretty sure that you have a lover, so that would be cheating.

Avar: Also I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Avar: How's one of the sexiest people here~?

Elzar: I don't know, how are you~?

Avar, blushing: I-

Stellan, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 26

Elzar: Hey Ave, do you think I can throw this egg in that jar over there

Avar: No way

Elzar: *chugs egg at Stellans head*

Elzar: you were right

Elzar: C'mon, take one for the team.

Stellan: No, I don’t want to. Let the team fail.

Elzar: …are you still mad that our prank last week ended in a small disaster?

Stellan: sMALL DISASTER??? AVAR ENDED UP BREAKING THREE RIBS, KANTAM HAD A CONCUSSION, ORLA LOST A TOOTH, LODENS NOSE WOULD NOT STOP BLEEDING FOR HOURS, HALF OF YOUR HAIR WAS BURNED AWAY, AND I MISSED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MEDITATION WITH MASTER KANT AND HAD TO CLEAN THE CANTINA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!

Stellan: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Avar pointing to herself and Elzar: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Avar and Elzar, snuggling beside Stellan: You're the best thing that has ever happened to us. You're our star, the light in our darkest days.

Stellan, jumping awake into a corner: You fucking assholes- I thought I locked the door?!

Avar: The window was open.

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Welcome to „The High Republic“, where everybody is traumatized :D

I couldn’t put everyone on that chart, but we all can clearly see the average trauma

Also if someone has suggestions/ criticism, I’ll gladly take it :)

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 27

Elzar: sure is dark in here, hm

Avar: Yep

Stellan:

Elzar: not that im scared or anything

Avar: yeah no me neither

Stellan:

Avar: i mean, who is scared of the dark anymore nowadays anyways

Elzar: not me

Avar: hm

Stellan:

Stellan: do you guys want me to hold your hands

Avar & Elzar, simultaneously: yes please

Stellan: just tell me. did it hurt?

Elzar & Avar, covered in mud because they tried to catch a Tooka on a very rainy day on a very muddy meadow: did what hurt

Stellan: when you broke through Coruscant's surface, ascending from hell

Avar: Stellan won’t come out to spar with me

Elzar: just tell him I said something

Avar: like what?

Elzar: anything factually incorrect

Stellan, arriving a few minutes later: did you say that the sUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-

Avar: Without you Stellan, we’re just two idiots

Elzar: You make us a family, Stellan.

Stellan: Well, I’m like the cool rebel sibling of course.

Elzar: No, you’re the mom.

Avar: Yeah, definitely the mom.

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When there is no speeder left but you need to get back to the temple

„Is there a problem, Officer?“

Me personally, I would really like if we’d get some firebrands as padawans content yk

Like just imagine them studying together and being cute :)

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