Top Ten Things Sskeer, Orla Jareni And Stellan Gios Were Never Meant To See

Just some kiddos, nothing bad will ever happen to them

Yep, nothing bad, not ever. What do you mean, I’m not delusional, they’re happy and still besties to this day?

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 3

(Sidenote: I will reduce the numbers of quotes in one post a bit so I can post one every day without running out of them)

Elzar, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal box: What if instead of milk, I put coffee in my cereal

Stellan, walking past him and taking away his coffee: What if you don’t

Avar: Shut up!

Elzar: I weren’t even saying anything

Avar: You were thinking, that’s annoying

Stellan: You shouldn’t be using a straw

Elzar: I know it’s bad for the environment or something

Stellan: It is also a weird way to eat spaghetti

Avar & Elzar to Vernestra: our biggest talent is being stress

Vernestra: don't you mean stressed?

Avar & Elzar: no

Stellan: no.

Stellan: [nudging Avar & Elzar] why are you two always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?

Avar: [half asleep] you make us feel safe

Stellan: [tearing up] oh

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 22

Avar, in the middle of the night: Do you think Lava tastes spicy

Stellan: avar. please

Avar: I’m just saying, I would like to try it

Stellan: Please don't eat Lava, Ave

Elzar: You know what, try eating it and let us know how it tastes

Elzar: It’s made of rocks, so it would probably taste dusty and bland, but maybe it’s sweet and spicy and people just say it’s dangerous so that others don’t eat it too

Avar: See Stell, El understands me

Avar: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Elzar: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Stellan: WHY. Why did you give Avar a KNIFE?!

Elzar: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.

Stellan: Now I feel unsafe!

Elzar: I’m sorry.

Elzar: ... would you like a knife?

Some bad guy, negotiating with Stellan: We have Avar Kriss. Give us ten thousand credits and she will be returned to you no more harmed than she already is

Avar: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand credits?

Stellan:

Avar: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Stellan: AVAR STOP

Firebrands stuff idk

They went to take a nap afterwards (Avar was very tired)

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 8, I think

Avar: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Elzar: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Stellan: We could hear you clapping to the intro of that one sitcom every 25 minutes.

Elzar:

Elzar: well obviusly you two were awake too so you cant-

Elzar: If you water water, it grows.

Stellan: ...What.

Avar: He’s got a point.

Stellan: Isn't it a bit dangerous?

Avar: Stellan, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Elzar: Okay, to be fair, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Stellan: ...

Avar: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Avar: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Stellan: I do have a sense of humor you know

Elzar: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Stellan: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16

Stellan: How did you even get in here?

Avar: Your window!

Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!

Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.

Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.

Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!

Elzar: Alright, bring it in.

Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!

Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.

Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?

Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?

Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.

But then again, time passes, like all things do…

…

Im sorry, but this

It’s just

I couldn’t help but notice that there is some kind of similarity

So I saw this on Pinterest (I know it’s just a screenshot) but

You can’t tell me that you don’t see that

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 21

Avar: the moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?

Elzar, looking at Avar: yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Avar and Elzar in unison: [sighs] Stellan

Stellan: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Elzar: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Avar: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Elzar: Avar, why do you have 32 written on your arm?

Avar: I have no idea. Maybe it’s some sort of code, or maybe it’s my age. Do I look 32 to you? Tell me the truth. No, you know what… don’t.

Stellan: Well if we wrote it down, it must be something important.

Avar: Hey we should write down other stuff that seems important so we don’t forget.

Elzar, writing on Avar’s arm: Yeah, okay. Um, well, hats.

Stellan: Hats, obviously.

Elzar: Obviously.

Avar: Okay. Ah, what else? I feel like there was…

Elzar: A number.

Avar: Oh yes! 32. Write that down too.

Elzar Mann shortest firebrand confirmed

(I passed the first half of the final two years of school, so this is my celebration I guess)

whole panel:

Anyways we stan tall lady Avar Kriss, who btw is way too tired to put up with her best friends bullshit

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