Chan: The world doesn't evolve around you Hyunjin. Hyunjin: Wanna bet? Chan: Bet. *Slams £100 on the table* Hyunjin: Hey Felix, would you mind running around me in a circle for a minute? Felix: Yey! I thought you'd never ask! Hyunjin: Now, it does.
(Reblogs and votes are much appreciated <3)
Felix: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.
Minho: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Seungmin: It's called connotations.
Jisung: Try this one on for size. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" vs "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty".
Chan: Great news! Language is now banned!
the most brutal war of all time =
u/Skiddy3715
the urge, omg imma rock back and forth and cry, someone k1ll m3, i will pay you to do it
The sleep you get after crying is so peaceful
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