How Do You Make People Fall In Love With You

why is this so funny

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

laying down new spikes cause the spike removal specialist keeps taking them away

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hatsune miku executing the noid at point blank range hope you enjoy

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

What are you lookin at kid