ITS HERE!!! SO MUCH (FOR) STARDUST IS HERE!!!!! AND MY CD IS HERE AND NOW IM GONNA SPEND THE ENTIRE WEEKEND

My class is studying the American Revolution (We still have not mentioned A. Ham yet) but we’re studying the Declaration of Independence and i’m on this one part of the worksheet where we have to write down a line from the Declaration and so obvs I wrote ‘Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.’ and my dumbass mind keeps thinking “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness we fought for these ideals we shouldn’t settle for less. These are wise words enterprising men quote don’t act surprised you guys cause I wrote ‘em.”

Found out today I was named after a character from the Broadway musical Showboat which probably explains why I’m a theater kid.

Twitter dudebros truly are in a class of their own. Playstation/Santa Monica studios posted this gif of Kratos:

(Based on a GIF of Jason Momoa btw)

And the dudebros are loosing their goddamned minds in the comments

we stopped at a dunkin donuts and this male karen is complaining about how its been 15 minutes since he ordered his iced coffee but there are like 30 other people here all waiting on our orders and two staff members

Can I have Sonya as a bestie? Pretty please

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING, GUYS IM CRYING RN

GUYS? Martin Scorsese’s daughter Francesca told him about Goncharov and he said he made that film years ago I’m fucking crying.

I asked my little sister to name one member of FOB and she said 'Patrick Stewart' help

The prophecies for told of something like this, it’s happening.

A kid in my class just said Albert Einstein invented the lightbulb. We told him ‘That was Thomas Edison!’ his reply ‘same thing’