I-am-iron-man-3000 - Im Yr Dad

I will be spending tomorrow laying in bed in sweatpants and reading wattpad

How about instead of doing a live action race-swapped Ariel, Disney could do a movie about a badass siren and her pirate lover. And they’re also lesbians because it would be something new and fresh and also wouldn’t feel as forced as this new Little Mermaid is. Same thing with Peter Pan & Wendy. Like Peter Pan isn’t even fully about Wendy so why is her name in the title. Anyways Disney please do a story about a pirate and her siren siren lover.

Everyone else in my (Science) class is currently watching Soccer

I’m on tumblr watching Puppet History.

Help

I would just like to say:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MARVEL! YOU DID MY GIRL MARIA HILL SO FUCKIN DIRTY! SHE DID NOT DESERVE THAT! WE DID NOT DESERVE THAT! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT MY GIRL MARIA HILL IS DEAD! THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY! SHE DESERVED A MUCH MORE DRAMATIC DEATH AND YALL JUST SHOT HER AND SAID DONE! SHE IS ONE OF THE OG CHARACTERS FROM THE FUCKING FIRST AVENGERS MOVIE AND YALL JUST SHOT HER FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN FURYS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WHICH I GET IS IMPORTANT BUT EVEN WANDA MAXIMOFF GOT A MORE DRAMATIC DEATH! EVEN WANDAS KIDS GOT A MORE DRAMATIC DEATH! SHE DIED THINKING SHE WAS SHOT BY THE MAN SHE TRUSTED MOST! MY GIRL MARIA HILL DESERVES JUSTICE

haven’t even seen Across The Spider-verse yet but I already love Pavitr Prabhakar and I would already die for him

My class is studying the American Revolution (We still have not mentioned A. Ham yet) but we’re studying the Declaration of Independence and i’m on this one part of the worksheet where we have to write down a line from the Declaration and so obvs I wrote ‘Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.’ and my dumbass mind keeps thinking “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness we fought for these ideals we shouldn’t settle for less. These are wise words enterprising men quote don’t act surprised you guys cause I wrote ‘em.”

My sister is bad at naming things

we had a possum in our backyard once and we were going to name it so my sister said "Possy" no we didn't name him that his name was bob. She also tried to name one of the feral cats that roams the alley (An orange tabby) "Orangey" I named him cheez-it. We also had another feral who was a tortoise shell cat (A tortie for short) and she named her "Afri" because, and this is a direct quote, 'Her spots reminded me of Africa.' The name stuck. Anyways we almost named a possum Pussy.

Reasons why my ELA (English Language Arts) teacher should have not been fired

She was absolutely the G.O.A.T

We rarely had any homework because she preferred for us to work on it all together

She wanted us to read

She went in depth into the stories we read

We were a kind of rowdy class but with her we were calm, kind, respectful kids

She recommended us books and had a whole part of class where we just sat and read our books

She gave us projects for each month

When she found out that our Social Studies teacher wasn’t really teaching us about the history of what was going on in the Ukraine she had us do a project so we could understand it better

If she knew she was gonna be out she would tell us and tell us who the sub would be

I only heard her yell either at the Eight graders (if they were doing something they weren’t supposed to) and at the 4th and 5th graders when they were making to much noise coming up from lunch and recess

She also liked to connect with us on a personal level so we felt comfortable around her

She was fired (most likely we don’t really know what happened to her) because one of the eight graders was threatening a class mate outside of school while another one was recording it

I think that we need to cyber bully at least one studio into making us a Goncharov reboot for the 50th anniversary.