I Identity With Carol Danvers Because I Too Am A Lesbian And Hate Most Men

I got bored and made a pick-up line

'They say nobodies perfect, are you nobody? Cause your perfect

Everyone else in my (Science) class is currently watching Soccer

I’m on tumblr watching Puppet History.

Help

we were picking out clothes for family photos a while ago and I didn’t want to wear a purple t shirt (It was already like September or something and in Chicago it gets COLD) and so my mom was trying to get me to find something (and unlike my sister I’d learned from an early age to not fight with my mother about what to wear for family pictures and sometimes I would get some cute clothes I would wear more often) and so my mom got me to agree with something by saying “I’ll let you get flannel.” Because I really wanted some flannel to wear and umm. My dad and I were talking about how boys are stupid and my dad was like “Don’t date boys!” And so my closeted gay ass asked him “What about girls?” And he said he’ll think about it. My family might know im gay.

I rewatched Spider-Man: into the spiderverse yesterday and I just can't stop thinking about how good the end credit scene was.

Idk wtf this is but it’s interesting

I decided to play 'Fountains of Decay' in the car today and my mom called it 'a bunch of angry snarling'

I also played 'Every Snowflake Is Different' and I swear to fuck my mom looked fucking like this:

This is literally so good

I saw Oscar wearing a cowboy hat and my brain wouldn’t let it go until I made it everyone else’s problem. so, here’s my Moon Knight western AU featuring spooky cowboy Marc Spector + horse Khonshu (i started calling him Horseshu while drawing this and now I can’t stop 🤣).

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new game for me: how gay can i dress and act without telling my parents I’m gay.

OMG I FORGOT TO PROVIDE AN ORIGINAL FILE OF MY SPINNY BOI ON TUMBLR

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seeing them everywhere gives me so much joy lol