I SHOWED MY FRIEND A PICTURE OF GERARD WAY AND SHE SAID HE LOOKED LIKE A VAMPIRE!

I got bored and made a pick-up line

'They say nobodies perfect, are you nobody? Cause your perfect

Marvel Characters as shit people at my school (and in my family) have said

Tony: It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me

Peter: Dude! Your such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!

Clint: I don't know, Somebody hates me?

Shuri: Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?

Steve: If you wear tight pants your gay

Nat: I just died, you don't get to talk.

Thor: OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER

Loki: Do you remember when somebody asked?

Bucky: What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump

Bruce: Unfortunately I have to eat this banana

Kate: Look at my Donald Trump Cup!

Strange: I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved

Wanda: Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.

Yelena: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!

Quill: I’m handsome and my name is Peter.

Namor: Ketchup to drown my sadness.

New year, new me

emos must watch this

Both of my cats are named after Beatles songs

Soft lockdown just lifted, i’m still a little worried tho

Guys, my school just went into soft lockdown, i’m really really scared.

We aren’t being told what’s going on. My three year old brother is in the building right now.

Everyone on Tumblr are like siblings. We’re really supportive of each other but are also not afraid to tear each other down if we just don’t vibe.

Something bad happened at school today.

A kid (Who i’ve known since I was like 3), we’ll call him Alex, ended up crying about something. He is one of the toughest, most upbeat people I know. And I’ve never really seen him like this. Something was wrong, like really wrong. And we were packing up to go home but it didn’t feel right. Nobody was laughing and it was just really quiet. He just ended up hugging one of the other boys and crying on his shoulder. We all feel really really bad, and we’re worried about the kid who can make everyone laugh. He’s just an all around great guy, I mean sure he can be annoying sometimes but that’s just how people can be. I wish we knew what was going on, It had to have been serious because we were waiting on the stairs (Our teacher will send some of us, if we’re done packing up, on to the stairs to wait for him) and almost everyone except for Alex, were on the stairs, and our teacher just sent us down, to go home, while Alex was still up there. He’s the oldest in our class and one of the only ones who’s been there for as long as I have.

My parents don’t understand what privacy means.

They think that if they knock on my door they can open it to come in, they don’t wait for a reply or anything they just knock and then come in. Then they get mad if I lock my door for fucking privacy. Like, really? But they also get mad if I knock and then immediately come in.

Listen I spent a lot of last night crying because Panic! at the disco is breaking up and still, I’m Not Okay.