Cats Are So Fucking Weird. Like You Have To Clean Up Their Fucking Poop And Make Sure They Have Food

Cats are so fucking weird. Like you have to clean up their fucking poop and make sure they have food and water and they lay on your pillow at 1:58 in the morning and not move so your stuck on tumblr instead of sleeping cause you wanna sleep in your bed but they won't move.

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Something bad happened at school today.

A kid (Who i’ve known since I was like 3), we’ll call him Alex, ended up crying about something. He is one of the toughest, most upbeat people I know. And I’ve never really seen him like this. Something was wrong, like really wrong. And we were packing up to go home but it didn’t feel right. Nobody was laughing and it was just really quiet. He just ended up hugging one of the other boys and crying on his shoulder. We all feel really really bad, and we’re worried about the kid who can make everyone laugh. He’s just an all around great guy, I mean sure he can be annoying sometimes but that’s just how people can be. I wish we knew what was going on, It had to have been serious because we were waiting on the stairs (Our teacher will send some of us, if we’re done packing up, on to the stairs to wait for him) and almost everyone except for Alex, were on the stairs, and our teacher just sent us down, to go home, while Alex was still up there. He’s the oldest in our class and one of the only ones who’s been there for as long as I have.


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1 year ago

So i decided to rewatch The Giggle this time with my four year old brother because he liked Doctor Who because he likes most of the things I do and also aliens and time travel and stuff are really appealing to four year old boys. Anyways, so I’m watching it and we’re at the part where the Doctors are challenging the Toymaker to a game and my brother goes “Push him off the building.” just completely out of pocket and I’m still dying


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