The Fact That “The King Of Cats Tries To Seduce A Edwardian Ghost Twink” Is A Legit Plot Point In

finally got around to the dead boy detectives episode of doom patrol.

I absolutely love that Edwin Payne is a huge bitch in every continuity 🤣 MY BOY

Cat King: You have friends and I envy that. Edwin: You're welcome to share my friends. Cat King: *looks at Charles, Crystal, and Niko* Cat King: I don't want those.

College au, set in modern times, where the boys, Crystal, Niko, Monty and CK are playing a drinking game, something with asking questions

Edwin feels out of his depth because he's never played games like these before, so he asks a basic question like "what is your favorite color?"

And Charles, CK and Monty look at Edwin with heart eyes for a moment and then answer in unison:

"Green"

i just wish we could've seen them being friends you know...

the fact that Edwin lived in the early 1900s is a fantastic source of comedic potential. he's just constantly saying things that he doesn't realise are completely batshit insane, and the others are just left utterly floored.

like they're all talking and Crystal mentions she's tried cocaine once on a wild night out, and Edwin, who used to get that shit medically prescribed at the drop of a hat is like ??? okay?? hope you felt better, it always used to help me when I had a cold too :) Charles why are you laughing?

gay people can never flirt normally its always gotta be some shit like this

More appreciation for the doom patrol version of the dead boy detectives please, a bunch of people are getting into the comics because of the show but I haven’t seen dead patrol getting the love it deserves

walk with me now—

(this isn’t funny anymore i need season 2 SO BAD)

bro is beautiful, i stopped breathing for a good while

my babysitters a vampire come home….. the kids miss you <3