Poor, Poor Achilles. Honesty I Pity Him.

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

tolkien was literally so insane motherfucker wrote the most tragic, heart-wrenching ending for a frodo ever that was such a novel way of showing how trauma changes you in irreparable ways only to hide the silly goofy lil detail that like 70 years after this happened his gayass husband gets to go hang out with him in elf land forever and ever in the middle of fucking appendix b and its still such a uniquely melancholy way of ending things. god bles

BEAUTIFUL GETO SUGURU 😭❤

Concept: each batkid takes advantage of their nepo baby status to create their own Wayne subsidiaries

Dick — Wayne Crime Stoppers, a community-based volunteer network to do what the police won't

Jason — Wayne Crime, so Dick's thing has a reason to exist

Tim — Wayne Indoor Athletics, his excuse to skateboard in the office

Damian — Wayne Animal Sanctuary, dedicated to strays and wildlife alike

Duke — Wayne Academy, like Khan Academy for students who are too busy getting mugged to study for their final

Steph — Wayne Rolling, a fake website that's just a rickroll

Barbara — Wayne Access, a long-term plan to improve accessibility around the city

Harper — Wayne Disrepair, where you call her if you want to break stuff

Cass — Wayne Nothing. No more corporations

when the song is wandering idk i didn’t play it (<- i watched a playthrough you see)

i think dick likes his wife

Mayhaps just a little tad bit

I nodded at the message

Gasped at Song of Achilles

Choked and died at Lego Monkie kid

2 Hyperfixations unlocked-

Most straight relationships in media: “Even though there's no development and no chemistry and we don't look like we love each other that much we'll date because we're straight and that's what we're supposed to do. Right??”

Most queer relationships in media: “If saving you is a sin, I'll gladly become a sinner.” — “Dying together also included a ‘together’.” — “You changed my destiny from the moment we touched.” — “I would know him in death, at the end of the world.” — “The hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon...”

I just listened to epic the musical in one go

Who else thinks Kwazii would do this?

Oh my god I feel robbed.

Losing my mind over the artwork in the leaked DWD pitch