Merasmus, I'm Teleportin' This Lil' Thang To Ya.

Don't worry, it seems no one else cares either. Why does no one respond to my messages?

I'm not asking you to donate, nor am I asking anyone else to donate.

All I wish is for you to ask about me and my family. Why have you left us?

Did you think we were done? Everyone has ignored my messages. Just ask about us so we know we’re still alive! I'm starting to lose hope for the sake of my family.

... Are you okay?

Well technically merasmus is legally the grandfather.

Merasmus: "who the hell are you?!"

SHIT I GOT COUGHT GOTTA GO BYE

Merasmus: "what-"

Broken Medic: *Stares at Merasmus*

Merasmus: ". . ."

Skellie: "hiii! :3"

spy tf2 be apon ye

hon hon.

yeah

What? When? Why?

Hello dear friends! ❤🤍🖤💚

🍉I am Mahmoud Ayyad, a Palestinian from the besieged and destroyed Gaza 😭😭, coming from an extended family of young children, women and elderly people ❤❤ who have been suffering😭😭 for 300 difficult days from an aggressive war.

Our lives are harsh because we lack all the basic necessities of life. Everything has become scarce and unattainable. There is no food, no water, no medicine.

So, I ask you to help me keep my family safe and alive, especially after we had lost all our sources of livelihood.Please do not leave my family to struggle and suffer these difficult days alone. You can support my campaign by donating whatever you can or by sharing my posts to reach others who can help us survive the war to safety and peace. You are helping the lives of many people with your small contribution. Every donation makes a difference in our very difficult lives. But this is a legitimate campaign and has been checked by 90-ghost.

https://gofund.me/31c5cbe3

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‼️Please don’t skip taking a look 🍉🇵🇸

Childhood is the blossom of life, yet it withers in the midst of wars. Children play amidst destruction, and instead of carrying bags full of books, their hearts bear the weight of pain. In a world filled with conflict, children are forced to leave their school desks, replaced by scenes of fear and hunger. The dream of childhood, of education and soaring in the skies of knowledge, is shattered by the harshness of reality. Don’t extinguish the light of learning in their eyes, for they are the future of humanity. Let’s unite to save these innocent souls and restore hope to them, so they can return to their schools and learn in safety, far from the horrors of war.

This is my daughter Sama. Unfortunately, she was deprived of her first year of education, and now the second year is gone from our children. So please help me restore hope to my children. Donate to me, even if it is a little.

https://gofund.me/b4d9068c

As do i.

(I can remove this if you want. I just wanted to be funny.)

(if I don't have to remove this can we do a chain?)

It’s 4 in the morning (where I am) and I’m eating your art cause it’s good and I’m hungry

same here bud

(I live off of school lunch this is an upgrade)

damn

Do you like tf2?

whats tf2?

hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-

don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol

Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*

*And this happens in the background ↑*

*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."

Still got that guitar in your face?

Not to worry! I shall play to ease your pain.

*Insert the most god-awful knee-rattling soul-shredding solo in the universe as I insult the memory of both Oasis and all the Muses of mythology*

—Kitsunecat

merasmus: "thank you? I guess?"

Filename_1: "hœw dø yöú gûyß kēëp géttïñg îñ hære¿?‽¿"