(Gordon Ramsay in Gollum’s cave) fuck me it’s dark in here. jesus christ. What the hell is that? A fucking wedding ring? I’d rather get a divorce. holy mackarel(he stumbles in the dark. In the distance he sees a silhuette sitting on a lone rock island in the middle of a lake) oh for fucks sake. what the hell is that thing? It’s eating raw fish. the fish is fucking raw
Have you ever lied? Cheated? Have you bribed men to cover the crimes of other men? Are you an accessory to murder? Can you live with it? Can you live with it?
Jared at 2:AM listening to those “POV, you are in love with your straight best friend” playlists, preparing to go to school and see his ‘Family friend’.
I often think that Jared just gets a plant, but only so that, when it inevitably goes limp, Evan will be like “What are you doing!? Here, now it should be happy.”
And now Jared has a collection of plants that Evan constantly worries about, so he (Jared) can be like “My plants are sad :(,” And Evan just goes to take care of them.
He do a little dance!
Why have them fight when they can team up and fight their evil former business partners together instead?
“I’m gonna be normal about consuming this piece of media”
*narrator voice* she was, in fact, not normal about consuming this piece of media
more of em!!!
did end up making Rosalyn into Apollo bc locking your sibling outside is peak sibling behavior
also!!! thank you @kill-vonkarma-again for reminding me about that strip!! I forgot about it and you’re right, it’s VERY them
source: Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes
part I :)
Writhing Disaster...
checks watch
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