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Their dialogues when picking the wrong options are so silly I had to illustrate this one specifically

For some reason I was watching the legendary lost episode of Sherlock when John walked out of the screen and told me he was bisexual. He then transformed into a bat and flew away.

Adjusting his binder

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

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Ace: I had a dream I was arrested for tax evasion, which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes.

Leon: …That’s what tax evasion is.

Who came up with the headcanon that the wolf that helps Leon is actually Luis. I know it's an old headcanon so it's a long shot to find the original but I'd love to know

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

this is such an unpopular opinion I am certain of it so

the heteronormativity in the star treks before picard and discovery is really really prominent it's not unspoken or even just hinted at they literally state outwardly especially in Voyager that men and women get together only..

AND I just think the retcon doesn't make sense, suddenly gay people have been there all along? Look I get that the reason was because our society did not believe in validating other sexualities at that point. BUT as a stickler for Canon..it would make way more sense if along with suppressing neurodiversity (which they also mention both in DS9 and in Voyager) ..it would make sense if they suppressed the LGBTQ genes as well.

Then maybe after communication with an alien species they decide to undo that choice...

Also in Seven's case it would make sense if her parents didn't opt into that treatment and no one on Voyager realized. There was a fic I read that did that where she had feelings for Janeway and Janeway's queerness was suppressed when she was a child it was so sad but it made sense.

It's just so weird that the other series are so prominently in your face heteronormative and Seven and Chakotay are I'm sorry such a weird choice for a coupling that it just screams Comphet to me.

and I get it we want the Federation to be a good organization but DS9 showed us it's flaws pretty clearly...and one of them was extreme ablism and if they just addressed it in the same way.. that would be better than a retcon in my opinion. That's all.