Hyper-fixation-gay-edition - Sentience Was A Mistake.

What do you mean this wasn't them for most of Book 2?

Just found out google docs! Making fanfics now!

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

We need less "shy, anxious, always second guessing" Apollo in fanworks, and approximately 400% more of whatever the hell this is.

wait. okay. so you're telling me that for the whole season we have these two characters lowkey being passive aggressive towards each other, peacocking and all that. they both feel threatened by the other cause they're both super competent and also their jobs are really similar and all that. AND one of the characters has never had luck with the ladies, while the other has never even been in the proximity of a reference to any sort of romantic or sexual attraction to anyone. and then they start really butting heads, the two ending up in a sparring match where they give passive aggressive tips on how to fight better, pointing out mistakes and stuff like that. they throw each other onto the ground, pin each other down, etc. and this fight escalates and spills out into the hallways of the ship, where a crewmember walks in on them, and one of the characters says "as you were" and they keep fighting. and you're telling me that after aLL THAT, THE FIGHT DOESN'T END UP IN THEM MAKING OUT??? we were ROBBED. ROBBED I TELL YOU

Jared got a guitar and made Zoe teach him how to play it, for the sole purpose of serenading Evan from under his window. Evan just laughs softly and does NOT ask Jared to play for him when he needs to relax, no sir, that does not happen...

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

English added by me :)

to be continued after errands…

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