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wait. okay. so you're telling me that for the whole season we have these two characters lowkey being passive aggressive towards each other, peacocking and all that. they both feel threatened by the other cause they're both super competent and also their jobs are really similar and all that. AND one of the characters has never had luck with the ladies, while the other has never even been in the proximity of a reference to any sort of romantic or sexual attraction to anyone. and then they start really butting heads, the two ending up in a sparring match where they give passive aggressive tips on how to fight better, pointing out mistakes and stuff like that. they throw each other onto the ground, pin each other down, etc. and this fight escalates and spills out into the hallways of the ship, where a crewmember walks in on them, and one of the characters says "as you were" and they keep fighting. and you're telling me that after aLL THAT, THE FIGHT DOESN'T END UP IN THEM MAKING OUT??? we were ROBBED. ROBBED I TELL YOU

Jared at 2:AM listening to those “POV, you are in love with your straight best friend” playlists, preparing to go to school and see his ‘Family friend’.

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

this is my new favorite genre of images

here’s more, you gremlins.

This is them.

(please this took me so long to make please notice this)

[Image ID: a tweet thread meme template that I have drawn over: the first tweet is a drawn image of RK900 from Detroit: Become Human from a lower perspective tilted up. RK900 is looking down with his middle finger raised. The tweet itself says "POV you're just a little hater". The second tweet is a drawn image of Gavin Reed from Detroit: Become Human from an aerial perspective. Gavin is looking up with his middle finger raised. The tweet itself says "And?". End ID.]

scale of aquatic creatures that look like dragons

I'm showing Detroit: Become Human to my friend for the first time and they've come to the conclusion that this is an accurate representation of Hank and Connor's relationship

honestly? calling for 2023 to be the reedhayes renaissance

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)