Hyper-fixation-gay-edition - Sentience Was A Mistake.

Adjusting his binder

Why have them fight when they can team up and fight their evil former business partners together instead?

Does anyone know if there is a Discord server for fanfiction? No specific fandom, I just wanna get recommended the most unhinged shit fic ever. 

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

So, Nic Cage...

ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

saw this text exchange on twitter and knew it was THEM

thinking about parents