“We Danced!” John Chirped, Slipping His Arm Around Bruce’s Back.

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.

What?

I'm showing Detroit: Become Human to my friend for the first time and they've come to the conclusion that this is an accurate representation of Hank and Connor's relationship

Just found out google docs! Making fanfics now!

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

Grunkle Stan is WHAT

I don’t know where the original meme is even from but it GETS ME EVERY TIME

boys will be bugs is a good song about struggling with masculinity you guys just hate when trans men do things

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

I’m A Lesbiab