Nvm Google Won't Let Me Have Fun Anymore

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

(audio source)

jacking off like a software engineer

This man would do numbers on tumblr

moment of silence for jared kleinman all but coming out to his crush and then sitting down to rp with him and writing a bunch of dialogue about how much you appreciate getting to be close to him and then said crush goes off on this weird tangent about totally not being gay and never having felt a gay feeling in his life

Sometimes burnt bridges can be rebuilt.

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Ace Attorney had it's 20th anniversary last year and combined with the long awaited translation of Dai Gyakuten Saiban/the Great Ace Attorney Chronicles I got all nostalgic.

THIS moment is my absolute favourite scene: Phoenix Wright, terrified of heights, running across a burning bridge above a canyon because he's far more scared of losing anyone else, that he'd do anything to stop it. And in what would become a recurring motif, when Phoenix is in desperate straits, Edgeworth puts everything on the line to build him back up.

The same way Phoenix saved him.

I love these games.

(longboy combined version under cut cos the quality gets nerfed)

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