The True North American Hogwarts Houses Are Bigfoot, Mothman, Jersey Devil, And The Chupacabra And You’ll

this is the money jessica. reblog in 10 seconds for good luck 

You’ve been visited by the Money Bird. He only appears every 500 years.

Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds and you will be blessed with loads of sweet cash in your life!!!

canonically just dumped soup all over the floor

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was

No offense but I send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed into your streams, into your streets into your drink, into your BREAD UPON YOUR CATTLE, ON YOUR SHEEP UPON YOUR OXEN IN YOUR FIELD INTO YOUR DREAMS, INTO YOUR SLEEP UNTIL YOU BREAK, UNTIL YOU YIELD I 👏 SEND 👏 THE 👏 SWARM 👏 I 👏 SEND 👏 THE 👏 HORDE 👏 THUS 👏 SAITH 👏 THE 👏 LORD 👏👏👏