“BEWARE THE GATOR STACK.”

“The truck majored in transportation and logistics, not because of stereotypes, but because it was his passion.”

"It is often the most human of us that wish to be human the least.”

“Speaking of dreams, I fell asleep in the shower and dreamed of a peer reviewed article called “How To Make the World Wheelchair Accessible: Pixar’s Cars May Be the Answer.”

“Ur xx chromosome progenitor.” — said in a your mom competition.

my freaking HEART

Earlier today while a friend and I were playing as apatosaurus, a baby thal was showing off a manta it had to us when a raptor yoinked it and ran off. The baby thal stared to cry out and throw a tantrum until its mama flew in and hugged it, it was the cutest interaction I’ve seen in a long time in PoT😭

So tired I thought this was about Jake Sully 😂

It is December so lets get festive

“Please don’t rhyme Jesus with Fetus,” — My APUSH teacher.

Dude him is EEPIN bro. Get a nap crazy man

I've been SO friggin eepy this week, so you all get an eepy caine

maybe he's downloading an update or something, mf needs to be on sleepmode

“Lambada” — T-Fest x Scriptonite (Slowed-Reverb)

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)