WHAT? Do Those People Actually Exist? I Thought That Was A Myth, Like Derek And Penelope's Love Child?!

I physically need Jason Todd to have several popular accounts as a reviewer of, honestly, anything.

New article in Gotham Gazette? A famous five-star reviewer already wrote a comment on what unethical methods the writer had used, along with debunking the rest of the article. And guess what? It has more likes than the original post.

New restaurant opened? Another famous critique just finished polishing a very detailed post regarding everything inside it — the decor, the cooking techniques, the service (he almost never picks up on waiters, though). It is so on the spot that, honestly, the owners can't even argue with the review.

New movie? Uh-uh, be sure you write your characters properly. New vigilante? Get detailed information on your methods of work and fighting style — and, hey, it might be even useful. New book? Be careful, someone is about to kick your ass on the Internet, unless written worthy.

The funniest part? No one assumes that it is the same person.

And the batfamily? Well, they have no time for this. Expect for... Tim.

Tim, sending a link to Vale's article: Hood. Drag her ass.

Jason: lol

Jason: give me, like, an hour–

Tim: Had I told you you are my favourite?

Jason: i might have an idea, yeah

Tim: Hood. The new restaurant is so ass. They are also homophobic and stared at me and Kon the whole evening like we killed someone. Do something.

Jason: sec

(The restaurant gets closed in, like, two days after that)

Tim: Jason. Bruce pisses me off this week.

Jason: LOL

Jason: wake up, birdie, the new article shitting on Batman's technics just dropped

Tim: YAY

Annabeth: Is this about his crush on Luke, I thought everyone knew about that?

Thalia: Seems like everyone but kelp face over here *points at Percy, who is silently contemplating his sexual awakening*

Nico: Yeah, he thought his Bi Awakening was Jason *looking at Mythomagic card with a bored look*

*Will walks in and spots Percy before hugging Nico from behind*

Will: What's wrong with Percy?

Nico: He's realizing he had a crush on Luke.

Will: *looks at Nico in confusion*He didn't know? How did he not notice that the camp was making bets on if he would end up with Annabeth or Luke?

*Percy's head snaps up*

Percy: *In a high pitched confused tone* What?!

Nico: You were busy with the whole 'dying before your sixteenth birthday thing'.

Leo: Wow, little Percy sounds really funny.

*Thalia,Nico, and Will smirk*: Oh, if only you knew

*Annabeth shaking her head with a smile*

*Percy walking away with a bewildered look on his face*

*Piper walks in*

Piper: Okay, who broke Percy?

(Sorry to have made this really long )

Piper: Percy, what's your type?

Percy: Annabeth

Piper: That's sweet.

Thalia: It's also a lie, his type is blonds

Percy: That's not true!

Thalia: The first person you ever had a crush on was a blond man.

Percy: I met Annabeth long before I met Jason.

Leo: *spews water* Jason???

Thalia: I was talking about Luke.

Percy: I never had a crush on Luke!?!

Thalia: That's bullshit.

Leo: Are we gonna talk about the Jason thing or... No....? Okay.

Percy: No it's not!

Connor: It most definitely is.

Percy: What?

Travis: You blushed every time you were around him.

Percy: I- I did not!

Clarisse: Yeah you did.

Percy: No....?

Nico: Even the way you talked about him sometimes I could tell you had a crush on him at one point.

Percy: *flabbergasted* I- I huh???

Percy: Did I????

Annabeth: *walks over* Hey Perce can you- What did you guys do to him?

Percy: *wide eyed staring at the ground, mumbling incoherently*

Thalia: He's having an existential crisis, give him a minute.

All the best trios in media consist of a married couple and the platonic third member of their relationship

I accept this! They would also bond over feeling like outcasts everywhere they go and losing their moms at a young age (and lets face it, Leo would probably join the 'crush on Percy squad' at some point). Also because the cannon event made me cry....ok, it made me ugly sob but we do not talk about it! *silently cursing Uncle Rick*

The Cupid scene but it’s Leo’s crush on Jason getting outed with Nico as the witness. and then they bond over unrequited crushes on heroes with perfect girlfriends.

This is why Big Hero 6 is my favorite Disney movie 🥹 I want to go into Mechanical Engineering and Chemistry/biology because of that movie.

possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:

Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something

Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"

Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare

#fucked up soulmates <3

Love it!

I made a silly little riordanverse pride parade!!

I must agree, also being a queer Canadian. I am now going to speed read through every queer book about Canadian history, hoping that there may be something this awesome 😭

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

Good morning 🌞, love you all (except terfs and homophobes)

Good morning faggots, dykes, and transsexuals