Book Titles Rewritten To Get More Clicks

ate pretty well today, got all the food I've been craving and only ended up at 560 cals ! Didn't overeat at all today and maybe didn't workout but I only have to workout like twice a week so it's okay :p gonna weigh in tmrw, hopefully low 124 to 123 !

God really made Monica Bellucci and then gave up on humanity huh

When Darcy said “You have bewitched me body and soul” and when Dracula said “I have crossed oceans of time to find you” I just- I can’t- 

some playlists i’ve curated

when you want to be slutty but catholicism has repressed your sexuality (okay YEAH half of it is hozier and sufjan stevens, is anyone surprised?)

i’m sad and i need to fucking cry because i’ve been repressing my emotions my entire life 

i’m so emotionally drained and i need a breath of fresh air. all about that healing, luv 

i’m dealing with a toxic breakup and BOY OH BOY do i need to process it

the perfect playlist to slow-dance to in an open, empty field

i don’t regret loving you, but wow do i ever fucking miss you. you are my musical leitmotif; everything reminds me of you… of us.

I’M SO AFRAID OF COMMITMENT 

summer fling turned sour (it’s entirely in french, though)

i miss you and i promise i won’t ever forget you. (basically if shakespeare’s sonnet no. 55 was ever made into a playlist)

feelin’ absolutely BUCK-WILD tonight! the sun is gone, it’s pitch black, and all i want to do is scream in exhilaration! wow, i’m really feeling that night-time rush. is this how teens in movies feel?

a comprehensive wlw playlist featuring soft, yearning emotions, to anger, to sadness… truly an entire spectrum

Bad Bitch Bangerz

i’m gay and i’m in love with my roommate, but he’s sending me mixed signals and i don’t know what to do (truly any mlm who’s loved a confusing boy will be able to relate to it)

imagine how things could have been if we were still together and i didn’t run away

bitch, i’m a CRAB

things are changing and i’m alright with that

is it simply that the stresses and strains of a long-distance relationship are taking their toll?

I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!

stuck in a painting 

they’re best listened to in order since i’m a nerd and i like it when my playlists make sense, sonically and in terms of narrative. also every image in my spotify were all taken by me! (yes, i have rainbow finger hands,,,,,,) 

"I desire so deeply to be held and told that I am the star who renders the night endurable."

-anonymous

I JUST TOOKA DNA TEST TURNS OUT IM 100%

That Switch

Okay but literally

How can I

Not

Be gay? Have you ever

Seen a woman?

here’s a list of my favourite playlists that i listen to when studying. only one playlist has lyrics so if you find that distracting you can skip it!

1 am study session - lofi hip hop/chill beats (1 hour)

a rainy town - animal crossing ost + thunderstorm ambiance (1 hour)

breath of the wild relaxing music with rain (1 hour)

lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to (live radio)

relaxing life is strange music (1 hour) *has lyrics

relaxing music from uncharted series (45 mins)

skyrim music & ambiance - night (1 hour)

skyrim music & ambiance - rainy day (10 hours)

studio ghibli summer night piano collection with nature sounds (7 hours)

the last of us - relaxing music compilation (30 mins)

the legend of zelda - calming & relaxing music compilation (1 hour)

the witcher 3 - peaceful music & nature ambiance (1 hour)

the witcher 3 toussaint - relaxing music for sleep and study (1 hour)

uncharted - ambient music & ambience (1 hour)

all playlists

Literally any person: H-

Me: lisTEN UP IM A FUCKING GAMER GIRL I PLAYE LEGO HARRY POTTER YEARS 1-4 ON MY FIRST GEN DS BEFORE SWITCHING TO NINTENDOGS TO MAINTAIN THE WELFARE OF MY 8 DOGS WHO ARE NAMED AFTER SWEARS AND LIKE TO SHIT ON EVERY FUCKING WALK I TAKE THEM ON

Y'all ever just

Think about that sequence in that Johnny Cash song a boy named sue or whatever the heck and he just starts listing off all the alternative names he would have rather been called than Sue? Cause that's all I can think about lately and Idk whyyy