I Just Pushed Open A Door And Said Excuse Me. I SAID EXCUSE ME TO A DOOR

Stakar on Contraxia: I’m not mad Yondu. Just… disappointed…

Yondu:…..

Yondu: HI, DISAPPOINTED.

Yondu: I’M DAD.

someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

I'm triggered

Trump has proposed some NASA budget cuts — and one expert is calling it out

If congress agrees with Trump’s latest budget proposal, NASA will have about $561 million less to work with in 2018 than it did in 2017.

The difference is fairly small — $561 million accounts for roughly a 3% cut from 2017’s budget.

With that said, significant programs will meet the chopping block because of it: NASA’s education program will completely shut down, along with at least four other missions related to studying asteroids or understanding Earth’s changing climate. Read more (5/24/17)

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Movie idea: The Secret Life of Fish

Imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a burger, and when you take a bite a huge metal spike stabs you in the cheek and drags you into outer space. Being a fish must be terrifying as fuck.

Why does subaway surfers get faster as you go along??

Like shouldn't they get slower because they get tired??

Number four. I'd like to see a man try that.

Male tennis players still feel the need to downplay Serena Williams.

John McEnroe is promoting his new book and couldn’t resist flapping his gums about Serena Williams, the world’s best tennis player and one of the greatest athletes of all time.

Serena Williams has asked John McEnroe to respect her after he stated the 23-time Grand Slam champion would be “like 700” in the world tennis rankings if she played on the men’s tour.

“If she played the men’s circuit she’d be, like, 700 in the world,” said McEnroe, while promoting his latest memoir But Seriously.

“That doesn’t mean I don’t think Serena is an incredible player, and I suppose anything’s possible; maybe at some point a women’s tennis player can be better than anybody.

"I just haven’t seen that in any other sport, and I haven’t seen it in tennis. If she had to just play the men’s circuit, it would be an entirely different story.”

Williams responded on Monday evening, stating: “Dear John, I adore and respect you but please please keep me out of your statements that are not factually based.

"I’ve never played anyone ranked "there” nor do I have time. Respect me and my privacy as I’m trying to have a baby. Good day sir.“

(cont. Telegraph UK) 

Tennis is one of those sports where men repeatedly feel the need to say to women "ok you’re good, but you can’t beat me” as if letting her be good on its own is too threatening to your manhood.  I know this isn’t that important and John McEnroe has always been an obnoxious little shit but I do randomly want to make a few points about comparing women’s athletics to men’s athletics.

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When peter turns into pa man and eats his father yep I loved that scene

People who’ve seen the movie know which scene I’m talking about.

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