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AMERICAN SCHOOLS SUCK WITH THEIR BUDGETS

you all know the american high school au isayama’s got going, right?

the one at the end of every volume or whatever, with goth mikasa and jock reiner and whatnot?

so, hange’s a chemistry teacher in that au, therefore let me give you a list of things i swear they would totally do in that au for no particular reason whatsoever

doodle over students’ doodles when correcting homework/tests/etc

tell extremely bad but also extremely relevant puns

ex: “so we’re learning about moles today and i think you guys are really gonna dig it”

blow up a piece of glassware in a fume hood because they thought it would be fun to put pure lithium in water

set off the fire alarm at least once a year to the point where it becomes a running gag with the staff

go on strange tangents after lectures with armin or some other student while passing out homework

actually on that note they’d probably also use pop culture analogies that seem arbitrary at first but after a bit of explanation, make perfect sense

add a gag answer or two on their students’ finals

show the kids their favorite-and-still-somehow-very-relevant childhood movie on the last day of the semester

resell food that they have hidden in locked drawers during lunch because let’s be real here american schools suck with their budgets

have the entire periodic table memorized just to show off

(it’s not that hard to do)

they’d probably also have a challenge where they challenge their students to memorize and recite it too and whoever can do it wins mcdonald’s or something

explain the nuances of sex ed on a post-lecture tangent because they find out the biology classes are just that bad

be that one really cool and fun teacher that like half the students still don’t like because they’re apparently “obnoxious” or something

💕💕💕💕

I know i have to go

Lmao

you should draw YOI characters as fruit because I feel like it would be funny

It’s 11pm why the fuck would you do this to me.

They say we have bad spines from looking at our phones all the time but really we're looking down at all of the work you give us

I love them all!!

Can you name a few planets where it rains things? I was telling my little sister how it rains neon on Jupiter and she wants to know more.

Hello, we can find other types of rain not only on other planets, but also on moons and even brown dwarfs.

For example because of the high temperature some brown dwarfs can raining molten-iron.

and there is also rain of hydrocarbons (methane and liquid ethane) on Saturn’s moon Titan.

We can also mention diamond rain in Neptune, sulfuric acid rain on Venus and rain of glass on the exoplanet HD 189733b.

Below I will leave some links to that:

Sulfuric acid rain on Venus

Diamond Rain in Neptune

Rain of glass on exoplanet HD 189733b

Images credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/University of Western Ontario/Stony Brook University & David A. Hardy (AstroArt) 

Holy shit the thirteenth doctor is a woman??!!

Brilliant fanart of the 13th Doctor!

I’m not over a single gotdamn thing that happened in Yuri On Ice and I never will be

Stakar on Contraxia: I’m not mad Yondu. Just… disappointed…

Yondu:…..

Yondu: HI, DISAPPOINTED.

Yondu: I’M DAD.

Why don’t Jedis turn off their opponents lightsaber by force pressing the button?