Ummmm...

I drink blue Gatorade in a wine glass step up your game

Preach this

someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN!!🎉🎉🎉

One more reason the sun is super annoying but also really freaking cool

The sun sounds like obnoxious, deafening church bells. Sound doesn’t travel in the vacuum of space, but if it did, Earth would be constantly bombarded with a noise that’s 5 decibels louder than a train horn blaring right in front of you. Source Source 2 Source 3

Read the tags, read to the end, you will not regret it

Dafuq why do French people have to show of that they're smart like they have to do a whole math equation just to say the number like what I can barely do math in English

🎩 Chapeau bas to anyone learning French! TAG A FRIEND learning French. LIKE & REBLOG 

Stakar on Contraxia: I’m not mad Yondu. Just… disappointed…

Yondu:…..

Yondu: HI, DISAPPOINTED.

Yondu: I’M DAD.

Movie idea: The Secret Life of Fish

Imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a burger, and when you take a bite a huge metal spike stabs you in the cheek and drags you into outer space. Being a fish must be terrifying as fuck.