Just Because I Hate The Sun But It Keeps Us Living So🤷‍♀️

LMAOOO

What even

Sometimes I have flashbacks to when I was young and I can’t remember if it was a dream or an episode of the backyardagains

Why does subaway surfers get faster as you go along??

Like shouldn't they get slower because they get tired??

I thought it was just because it was things that were new

It took me until now to realize ‘news’ stood for notable events, weather and sports.

Me trying to be poetic

Happy Mishapocolypse

Prepare to die

Ha flat Earthers take that. Scientifically proven the Earth is FIDGET SPINNER. Take your nonsense theories somewhere else, this is truth.

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

Do you prefer your eggs boiled, scrambled, fried, poached or thrown at you at 100mph

preferably thrown at my head at 100mph, killing me instantly, but i do also love a poached egg

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.