My Specialties Include Sleeping And Stealing Food From Buffets

so i just realized the book my grandma go me for christmas is the eighth in the series and AAGHGHGHGHH

Scientifically proven we're all actually Alan Bean

Meet Pharaoh💕💕

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Welp my morning was well spent yelling at people on the internet to not look at the eclipse with sunglasses

Me in school being like

Me trying to be poetic

Lmaoo😂😂

Watch this happen

Thousands of years from now when humans are extinct and dolphins are the dominant species they discover a mosquito in amber with perfectly preserved human DNA. Dolphin scientists are able to recreate humans and decide to make a giant theme park where dolphins come to see real live humans.

Please let me die by flying into that

Size comparison between our Sun and the largest star ever observed: UY Scuti

Why does subaway surfers get faster as you go along??

Like shouldn't they get slower because they get tired??