Somebody Said “do You Even Like Foxes”. Do I Even Like Foxes? Fuck You. Go Fuck Yojrself. Do I Even

I want the tiny romans to work at little ceasars

I don’t know what ‘the dynamic is’ and I don’t care. best possible ship dynamic is funnyhat/knifeboy. criteria:

funny hat: wears a funny hat

knife boy: has a knife and is not afraid to use it

example 1:

example 2:

example 3:

mfs will write "slight angst if u squint!!" and ill be crying at the end

I just know jedediah is one of those men with slutty little waists

I can feel it in my bone(r)s

It’s probably just me but whenever I get a letter in the mail that is addressed to me I get way to excited

Someone: (normal tone of voice) Hey do you like Night at the Museum?

Me: (at full volume) YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR JEDTAVIUS

SOME RANDOS JUST THREW CHEESE SLICES AT MY CAR

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

“i’m in my slut era” i say as i open tumblr to read fanfictions of characters who don’t exist