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top 5 god given gifts to mankind for us to cherish and rejoice in

1. bread

2. masturbation

3. drinking water when you are very thirsty

4. vegetable

5. sleep

I wanna see Ryan reynolds as a turkey

quick headcannon

larry bought a 200 gallon fish tank and filled it with like hamster toys, bedding and other stuff like a hamster wheel and it’s basically a time out area for the minis(mostly jed and oct) and sometimes if it’s not something catastrophic he’ll put them in a hamster ball

something like this

I think it’s cause of how alike they are (they’re both pretty adventurous) but I don’t really understand either

So, question, why does everyone make Amelia and Jed best friends in their aus? I genuinely wanna know, because I don't quite understand. So, if you guys could give me an answer, that'd be great.

SOME RANDOS JUST THREW CHEESE SLICES AT MY CAR

jedediah: fellas…… it’s march. how we coping

octavius: we aren't 

nintendo copy right striked a fanart 3D model of Bowser's cock and, by doing such, has now confirmed what it canonically looks like

It’s probably just me but whenever I get a letter in the mail that is addressed to me I get way to excited

If anyone sends anymore hate towards @mlm-transmasc-al-capone I’ll be coming for your kneecaps got it?😊

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