But Did You Go To Taco Bell?

“Dance to the (double) dead”

Cursed Cat Alastor held me hostage until I animated him. I’ve never animated before. I have no animation software. I used keynote-

Also just as a gif:

He’s so silly I love him

Another part of a comic that is not a comic anymore it will be a silent movie bc I cannot voice act for shit

Again this is an apple keynote ppt that I turned into a gif. help

2/2 [Part One]

Husk should know better than to argue with an idiot.

bonus

More progress on my cursed cat Alastor animation thingy

I'm procrastinating on the rest bc it's got people and they've got to be proportionate and they have so many parts ugh

Deaf dog training log: part 2

Sandor is getting the hang of sign commands very quickly, although I think it’s because she’s already trained and just learning new prompts for the same tricks. The only new thing I’ve taught her is “Look at me” by tapping my nose a few times in a row and waiting for her to make eye contact.

Here’s a video of her doing “Come here” (me patting my hip/thigh) and “Sit” (pointing index finger up (you can’t really see the first time) with each correct action getting some “Shine on shine on” and scritches

Kicking my legs like Alastor in ep 6 with glee

Beauty and the Demon

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind.

He was also a serial killer.

One winter’s night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and requested for shelter from the bitter cold. The prince thought she’d be an easy target, and invited her inside. But she saw through his fair facade, and the old woman’s ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. She knew that there was no love in his heart, and as punishment, she transformed him into a terrifying demon, and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there. The prince didn’t particularly care about his servants, and replied:

But if the prince could learn to love another, and earn that person’s love in return, then the spell would be broken. The prince was aromatic and also a prick, so he didn’t need to worry about either of those things, and continued to slaughter his subjects indiscriminately. As the years passed, his servants fell into despair, and lost all hope.

Until one day…

And so, the girl was sent away, and the prince never learned to love.

The End

I finally figured something out btw

You know the iconic line from “Dad Beat Dad” where Alastor goes “HA HA! Fuck you.”

And of course you remember what Lucifer said to Adam in the finale?

“And now, I’m going to fuck you!”

Yeah, he recognized Alastor was insulting him and tried to use the same thing on Adam but completely fumbled

This is peak writing. He’s so stupid, I love him 💖

He tried his best but there’s so many—

Bonus:

imagine the cursed cat alastor sitting on sir pentious’ egg bois like a brood hen.

Adam, the very first idiot

I lied I’m too into this

Have some unhelpful and super vague instructions that are not friendly to crochet newbies while I work on the real pattern. UK stitch names btw

Crochet an oval that fits to the second joint of your finger, then add a few rows of double crochet until it fits over your curled finger. You will need eight of these and they will probably all be different sizes.

Slip stitch the middle and ring finger together about a third of the way (e.g. if they’re both 18 stitches crochet 6 stitches together), then add a row of double crochet around the outside of both.

Slip stitch the index finger to the other side of the middle finger. Make sure it’s exactly opposite to the ring finger (e.g. 3 stitches of middle finger on front and back, 6 stitches connecting each other finger). Double crochet around and slip stitch the pinky to the opposite side of the ring finger while you’re there.

Double crochet around the whole lot, decreasing 2 stitches in the palm every row or two until you can put the fingers on and reach the base of your thumb. The thumb is just a magic circle with a couple increase rows and then double crocheting around. Slip stitch the thumb to the rest.

Keep double crocheting around and decreasing if needed for a snug fit. Test how easily you can slip them on every few rows to make sure the fattest part of your hand can fit through.

The palm pad is a circle and the outside two rows have this pattern: [dc, htr, tr, htr, dc, sl st] three times to make the clover shape. The theta delta is optional or can be swapped out for smth else but it’s just stitched on.

The finger pads are tiny ovals. Like two rows. Test where to put all the pads on while you’re wearing the glove to see the best placement for you and stitch them on.

Not pictured is claws. Do a tiny cone starting with a magic circle of 4 stitches and increase only on one side to curve the cone into a claw shape. Try different sizes and placements and stitch them on the paw tips.

hi chat!! I’m planning on making a youtube video about DIY gear options besides the typical masks and tails. I need some examples to show, and I love sharing other’s art, so if you’d like your work to be featured reply/reblog with pictures and descriptions!! This includes crochet, jewelry, knitting, sewing, anything else that you made that you associate with your kintype!! This is open to any alterhumans, especially fictionkin with obscure ‘types- but any alterhumans are welcome!! Your work will be credited of course, links to your blogs will be added to the description.

Reblogs are encouraged for reach even if you don’t have anything to share!!