I Am FEELING THINGS About This Book

Tiny animals to brighten your dashboard. 😍

look it hasnt been confirmed that sir billiam III isn’t related to technoblade so rlly whats stopping anyone from making headcanons about his ancestry, like just cause it wasn’t specifically mentioned doesn’t mean that youre not allowed to have ur own interpretation abt it

for $4.19 i will ruin your night with a headline you do not desire and could not possibly predict!  

Woke up with a terrible thought

It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly friendly or curious ones.

I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought “I’m gonna ride on that thing!”?

And put a human near any canine predator and there’s a strong chance of said human yelling “PUPPY!” and initiating playful interaction with it.

And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide “I’m gonna swim with our splashy danger friends!”

Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest aliens out there and say “Heck with it. I’m gonna hug ‘em.”

“Why?!”

“I dunno. I gotta hug ‘em.”

And it’s like the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends.

*tips party hat* you’re welcome

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

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hear they’re bringing back the 5th of november this year.